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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 993196 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3885 on: October 21, 2012, 02:42:28 pm »

Ah. Different physics and all that fun stuff.

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3886 on: October 21, 2012, 02:45:36 pm »

Ah. Different physics and all that fun stuff.

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

Double quote
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3887 on: October 21, 2012, 07:18:23 pm »

No. I wouldn't know how to quantify walking greatness.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3888 on: October 21, 2012, 07:21:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3889 on: October 21, 2012, 08:52:10 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3890 on: October 21, 2012, 09:10:43 pm »

Ah. Different physics and all that fun stuff.

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

Double quote


Score. I think I might be the only person to be double quoted in this whole thread. :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3891 on: October 21, 2012, 10:45:51 pm »

I'll admit, I began reading it as... "The guy who has been trying to bang unsuccessfully for hours and keeps getting spanked for his failure."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3892 on: October 22, 2012, 01:00:27 pm »

I get to drink some of your spit; the horror.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3893 on: October 22, 2012, 01:02:17 pm »

Why would you do that? Last time I went there a whole weekend disappeared!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3894 on: October 22, 2012, 07:37:18 pm »

If it doesn't spin and she can't remove it, she doesn't want anything on it.
I don't really understand it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3895 on: October 22, 2012, 11:15:15 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3896 on: October 23, 2012, 12:56:36 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3897 on: October 23, 2012, 01:12:50 am »

The only thing you know about sharing comes under the heading, "Communicable Diseases".

... so does that make me a meta-hip anti-hipster?

Or would you be an anti-hip meta-hipster?

...Why do I quote Hans so often in this thread? :-X
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3898 on: October 23, 2012, 04:44:39 am »

...Why do I quote Hans so often in this thread? :-X
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3899 on: October 23, 2012, 12:46:08 pm »

I was Barak Obama, and lived in a giant diamond pyramid on Mars.
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