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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6435 on: February 05, 2014, 03:51:01 pm »
Quote from: Octobomb on February 05, 2014, 02:33:07 pm
I didn't know the fruit juice was spying on us too! Fruit juice! I trusted you!
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6436 on: February 07, 2014, 12:13:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6437 on: February 07, 2014, 12:14:45 pm »
Expanding a bit:

<MonkeyHeadFaceThing> I am a gigantic lesbian.
<MonkeyHeadFaceThing> I think the beard is the giveaway
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6438 on: February 07, 2014, 12:34:22 pm »
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The military is all gathered in one huge mass on top of the ramp to the mountaintop, where the entrance is. Apparently they spend their time taking potshots at owls, pushing babies off the ledge, and giggling.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6439 on: February 07, 2014, 09:00:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6440 on: February 07, 2014, 10:51:32 pm »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on February 04, 2014, 09:02:27 pm
You were basically trying to caber-toss a rhino.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6441 on: February 08, 2014, 07:24:32 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on February 08, 2014, 06:47:47 pm
Even though I don't support prostitution, I want to stop this thread from being choked in 40k references.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6442 on: February 08, 2014, 10:10:31 pm »
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[21:07]   __Wymar__   OH GODS I GOT A FINGERNAIL STUCK IN MY EYE
[21:07]   Duckling   WHAT
[21:07]   Duckling   GET IT OUT
[21:07]   __Wymar__   GEDDIT OUT GEDDIT OUT GEDDIT OUT
[21:08]   Duckling   THE FINGERNAIL TOO
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6443 on: February 08, 2014, 11:36:11 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on February 04, 2014, 11:51:33 pm
"And brave sir Robin defaulted his loan" "No!" "Bravely defaulted his loan, his loan..."
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6444 on: February 09, 2014, 12:54:06 am »
Quote from: Descan on February 09, 2014, 12:40:35 am
When people say "A billion dongs is about 47k USD", what does that MEAN?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6445 on: February 09, 2014, 01:22:59 am »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on February 09, 2014, 01:03:42 am
Okay... so what's the fortune cookie wisdom to potato exchange rate?
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6446 on: February 09, 2014, 03:24:22 am »
Quote from: kaenneth on February 09, 2014, 02:16:23 am
As long as they don't wear pants, I think it'll be OK.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6447 on: February 09, 2014, 06:33:41 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6448 on: February 09, 2014, 06:59:33 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on February 06, 2014, 07:46:39 pm
Have you considered murderization?
Quote from: Dutchling on February 07, 2014, 07:48:40 pm
Tell 'em your biggest flaw is honesty. And if they say that's not a flaw: "I don't give a fuck about what you think".

Daaaayum Dutch, you on fire. :))
I am totally going to use that piece of advice.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6449 on: February 09, 2014, 03:09:03 pm »
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[14:03]   Miauw   i'm making about a million in profit per year
[14:03]   __Wymar__   Zimbabwean dollars?
[14:04]   Miauw   euros
[14:04]   Miauw   i should probably switch to farts again
[14:04]   Miauw   because farts are the best currency
[14:06]   Helix   
[14:06]   Helix   what's the exchange rate on those?
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