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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9630 on: January 30, 2015, 09:53:40 pm »
...predictable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9631 on: January 30, 2015, 10:52:21 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on January 29, 2015, 08:10:14 pm
It's a cat
I can't immagine one of the large dogs in my house being named Marly
My parents have a dog named Marley.

They don't let it in the house, though.

Who names a cat Marley?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9632 on: January 30, 2015, 11:27:15 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9633 on: January 31, 2015, 05:05:31 am »
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<scribblee> How's your end?
<Glowcat> Final. Eternal. Extinguishing. Lonely. Deathy. But not yet arrived.
<scribblee> Well... I didn't mean that kind of end... :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9634 on: January 31, 2015, 05:34:06 am »
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<MonkeyHead> Mae fy mywyd ei droi wyneb i waered
<MonkeyHead> A hoffwn i gymryd munud
<MonkeyHead> Dim ond yn eistedd iawn yno
<MonkeyHead> Byddaf yn dweud wrthych sut i mi ddod yn y tywysog y dref o'r enw Bel Air
<MonkeyHead> ... :D
<Miauw> wot
<scribblee> xDDDDDD
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<MonkeyHead> 1st verse of the Bel Air theme tune in welsh
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9635 on: January 31, 2015, 01:01:34 pm »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on January 31, 2015, 12:55:46 pm
My method involved driving a truck covered in bombs onto the bridge and then having a protracted firefight in which I annihilated both ends of the bridge from above.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9636 on: January 31, 2015, 01:33:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9637 on: January 31, 2015, 02:13:03 pm »
Quote from: umiman on January 31, 2015, 02:05:36 pm
I didn't realize Snorlax can fly. Holy shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9638 on: January 31, 2015, 02:14:09 pm »
Quote from: Akura on January 31, 2015, 11:25:10 am
I'm sitting in a heated library - and when the wind blows, which it is, I have to close at least one eye, partially blinding me to oncoming traffic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9639 on: January 31, 2015, 05:20:19 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on January 31, 2015, 05:18:49 pm
I read that as goatse and was very afraid of opening that spoiler.
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Tolstoy himself, somewhat mysterious granddaughter, not virtual, "but no more, fill it in the history of poetry, mainly working in the negotiations relating to war and peace," bar, special especially in the later philosophy is not about the story.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9640 on: January 31, 2015, 09:42:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9641 on: January 31, 2015, 10:06:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9642 on: February 01, 2015, 12:33:10 am »
Quote from: Descan on January 31, 2015, 11:28:03 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9643 on: February 01, 2015, 12:54:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9644 on: February 01, 2015, 03:53:00 am »
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