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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1099205 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9975 on: March 11, 2015, 11:26:29 am »

After it detatched from me, it pulsed a bit, and a squadron of them came from down the street, but keeping their large size (the size of houses and condos), and for no real reason, a heavy storm was forming, and a tornado appeared over the ocean. Despite how startling the encounter was, I felt we could trust them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9976 on: March 11, 2015, 11:52:30 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9977 on: March 11, 2015, 03:41:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9979 on: March 11, 2015, 05:27:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9980 on: March 11, 2015, 09:07:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9981 on: March 11, 2015, 09:27:20 pm »

When's humanity's next software patch coming out? This one is buggy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9982 on: March 11, 2015, 11:43:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9983 on: March 12, 2015, 01:23:48 am »

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9984 on: March 12, 2015, 07:51:22 am »

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9985 on: March 12, 2015, 01:44:04 pm »

He needs them to fuel the Dwarves, tear machines that they are.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9986 on: March 12, 2015, 02:13:36 pm »

Our tears are probably DELICIOUS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9987 on: March 12, 2015, 04:31:28 pm »

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9988 on: March 12, 2015, 04:37:17 pm »

Well he definitely got his wish :(
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9989 on: March 12, 2015, 05:35:19 pm »

You posting here is like the janitor joining a 3rd grade foot race.
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