Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 666 667 [668] 669 670 ... 1126

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538250 times)

forsaken1111

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • TTB Twitch
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10005 on: March 09, 2015, 02:07:23 pm »

I think he might be advocating watermelon warhammers.
Logged

Redzephyr01

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ferrum Cor
    • View Profile
Logged

Helgoland

  • Bay Watcher
  • No man is an island.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10007 on: March 10, 2015, 10:40:51 pm »

None of my friends are black. I'm racist, I swear.
Logged
The Bay12 postcard club
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Spehss _

  • Bay Watcher
  • full of stars
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10008 on: March 10, 2015, 10:53:40 pm »

On an entirely unrelated note, I am not a serial killer.
Logged
Steam ID: Spehss Cat
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

  • Bay Watcher
  • Achievment *Fail freshman year uni*
    • View Profile
Logged
Fueled by caffeine, nicotine, and a surprisingly low will to live.
Cryxis makes the best typos.

Spehss _

  • Bay Watcher
  • full of stars
    • View Profile
Logged
Steam ID: Spehss Cat
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

Kadzar

  • Bay Watcher
  • Descan Pengwind
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10011 on: March 11, 2015, 01:14:54 am »

Alternatively see Tech support, they will determine whether the voices in your head can be improved with alternative broadband.
Logged
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

IronTomato

  • Bay Watcher
  • VENGEANCE
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10012 on: March 11, 2015, 11:26:29 am »

After it detatched from me, it pulsed a bit, and a squadron of them came from down the street, but keeping their large size (the size of houses and condos), and for no real reason, a heavy storm was forming, and a tornado appeared over the ocean. Despite how startling the encounter was, I felt we could trust them.
Logged

Kadzar

  • Bay Watcher
  • Descan Pengwind
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10013 on: March 11, 2015, 11:52:30 am »

Quote from: Omin Dran
I read contracts instead of conventional pornography.

Logged
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

  • Bay Watcher
  • Achievment *Fail freshman year uni*
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10014 on: March 11, 2015, 03:41:32 pm »

Quote
Hello, we are here to take the survey on sexual eccentricity
Logged
Fueled by caffeine, nicotine, and a surprisingly low will to live.
Cryxis makes the best typos.

Spehss _

  • Bay Watcher
  • full of stars
    • View Profile
Logged
Steam ID: Spehss Cat
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

Arcvasti

  • Bay Watcher
  • [IS_ALREADY_HERE] [FRIENDSHIPPER:HIGH]
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10016 on: March 11, 2015, 05:27:00 pm »

Quote from: An IRL friend
This movie is rated R for foul language, violence and intimate conga lines.
Logged
If you expect to live forever then you will never be disappointed.
Spooky Signature
To fix the horrid default colour scheme, follow the below steps:
Profile> Modify Profile> Look and Layout> Current Theme> (change)> Darkling

Teneb

  • Bay Watcher
  • (they/them) Penguin rebellion
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10017 on: March 11, 2015, 09:07:00 pm »

You can no longer recognize your own fingers, other people's fingers, or even drawings of fingers.
Logged
Monstrous Manual: D&D in DF
Quote from: Tack
What if “slammed in the ass by dead philosophers” is actually the thing which will progress our culture to the next step?

crazysheep

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:fluffy wool]
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10018 on: March 11, 2015, 09:27:20 pm »

When's humanity's next software patch coming out? This one is buggy.
Logged
"Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, for there's nothing a kid can't do."

Graknorke

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10019 on: March 11, 2015, 11:43:12 pm »

Logged
Cultural status:
Depleted          ☐
Enriched          ☑
Pages: 1 ... 666 667 [668] 669 670 ... 1126