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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1114651 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10020 on: March 16, 2015, 11:21:03 pm »

Just don't go full Tumblr and actually identify as planetgender.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10021 on: March 17, 2015, 01:12:29 am »

a robot that wants to turn everything into paper clips isn't evil.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10022 on: March 17, 2015, 03:18:40 am »

I HAVE TO LOSE 20 MORE POUNDS, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY! *Starts chainsaw*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10023 on: March 17, 2015, 03:26:08 pm »

Clearly, you should become a better, more successful laptop to get revenge against it.
Depends on if you're downloading a burger or a salad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10024 on: March 17, 2015, 04:44:22 pm »

Don't be ridiculous. Sheep can't do that.

E: No, apparently they can. I miscounted the tentacles.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10025 on: March 18, 2015, 07:51:57 am »

"King Poro: You bring great dinosaur to you famiry.
King Poro: Commit sudoku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10026 on: March 18, 2015, 08:06:29 am »

"King Poro: You bring great dinosaur to you famiry.
King Poro: Commit sudoku.
Source pls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10027 on: March 18, 2015, 10:57:30 am »

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16:56   <adwarf>: On a scale of 1 to kawaiidesu sempai how anime are you :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10028 on: March 18, 2015, 12:32:47 pm »

But then natural selection will kick in and we'll up with superdogs and supermuggers lurking the alleys, devouring passerbys.
Bit of a worry that Willy Wonka has grown tremendously in size and developed tentacles but it's good to see that continental drift has really got its shit together.
We can always just, ya know, eat the dogs?
I don't want to bang a mountain vista, for example.
Dayum, shake that peak, girl.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10030 on: March 18, 2015, 04:39:30 pm »

Quote from: Science Teacher
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Quote from: Overheard in the halls, at the end of the day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10031 on: March 18, 2015, 10:19:22 pm »

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He thyme traveled himself into a girl.   
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10032 on: March 18, 2015, 10:43:17 pm »

Quote from: My Teacher
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10033 on: March 18, 2015, 11:05:15 pm »

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He thyme traveled himself into a girl.   
Who is that quote from?
Text conversation with sprin. I'm on my phone right now,  which makes it difficlt to properly post.

On the briight side, other highlights include a discussion on whether time traveling yourself into retroactively being a girl makes you transgender or not, nanohas gundam, and iran not being dicks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10034 on: March 19, 2015, 02:22:20 am »

Rivet :
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