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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538363 times)

Furtuka

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10020 on: March 12, 2015, 01:23:48 am »

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10021 on: March 12, 2015, 07:51:22 am »

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10022 on: March 12, 2015, 01:44:04 pm »

He needs them to fuel the Dwarves, tear machines that they are.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10023 on: March 12, 2015, 02:13:36 pm »

Our tears are probably DELICIOUS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10024 on: March 12, 2015, 04:31:28 pm »

I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10025 on: March 12, 2015, 04:37:17 pm »

Well he definitely got his wish :(
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10026 on: March 12, 2015, 05:35:19 pm »

You posting here is like the janitor joining a 3rd grade foot race.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10027 on: March 12, 2015, 05:52:14 pm »

Depends what you mean by "that bad."  There's sort of a lot of dismemberment, attempted suicide, mind rape, body horror, and general trauma

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10028 on: March 12, 2015, 06:57:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10029 on: March 12, 2015, 07:05:50 pm »

<penguin> i was about to be get mad at you for spoiling whether bears will continue to shit in the woods
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10030 on: March 12, 2015, 08:01:58 pm »

And Hitler died to a giant wasp.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10031 on: March 12, 2015, 08:26:35 pm »

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You accidentally butt dial a nuke strike on Mexico.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10032 on: March 12, 2015, 10:23:00 pm »

Quote from: Student at hypnosis show

That bold guy in the back! He stole my sister's baby. He is the devil! He stole my sister's baby and ate it!

Another student: She stole my baby..... From my stomach
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10033 on: March 13, 2015, 01:21:57 pm »

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OOC: Felkvir: #Adolf Hitler shared this via Google+
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00:09   <adwarf>: Someone OOC quote that
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10034 on: March 14, 2015, 10:45:09 am »

(and actually goes to a deeper level when you think about it, because they were indeed historical nemesis for a while, and now the two ducks are nemesis).
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