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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1114631 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10035 on: March 19, 2015, 04:02:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10036 on: March 19, 2015, 02:27:29 pm »

That's where they hide the incredibly ginormous vibrators powered by chainsaw motors, isn't it?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10037 on: March 19, 2015, 02:38:40 pm »

Quote from: Josh from Continue
"You know who else was a Vietnam? GEORGE WASHINGTON. Think about it."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10039 on: March 19, 2015, 05:52:08 pm »

But then we'd fall down the slippery slope and create Penis-golems.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10040 on: March 20, 2015, 05:03:11 am »

Which is, like. I'm okay with porn quotas. But it feels weird. Not exactly bad, just... wriggly? Like you'd expect onset worm rot to feel, I guess.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10041 on: March 20, 2015, 05:10:44 am »

Quote from: one of my professors
...but as a terrorist, it means something else to me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10042 on: March 20, 2015, 05:22:46 am »

Aannndd now the Actually 500 Years Old loli is orgasming herself into a berserker frenzy. What the hell have you people brought upon this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10043 on: March 20, 2015, 12:13:05 pm »

The other hand is now full of decapitated corpse tit. Alright then.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10044 on: March 20, 2015, 04:46:27 pm »

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22:11   <Ochita>: RIP Solymr, massaged to death. His spine couldn't withstand the constant massage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10045 on: March 20, 2015, 07:42:20 pm »

ANYONE would stoop to stealing injections that keep my co-worker from turning back into a girl.
I feel guilty quoting this but it just jumped out at me too much to not do it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10046 on: March 21, 2015, 01:55:57 am »

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"whiskey dick is the pits"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10047 on: March 21, 2015, 02:47:32 am »

What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10048 on: March 21, 2015, 12:04:02 pm »

Quote from: Paradise station
[Common] Chloe Bell says, "Medical, could you send someone with... a bodybag to the arrivals washroom area? There's bits of someone all over the place."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10049 on: March 21, 2015, 02:38:53 pm »

Now adays it's like the book is made out of faces and tentacles slap you around as soon as you open it.
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