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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1537850 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10050 on: March 15, 2015, 05:17:25 pm »

"Yeah I raided the forbidden temple of the Deep Ones, check out all these sponges I grabbed! My kitchen counters have never been cleaner."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10051 on: March 15, 2015, 05:41:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10052 on: March 16, 2015, 09:37:51 am »

>get bachelors degree in art.

>spend rest of your life drawing hentai to pay off your debts.

Or you could, you know, buy a hooker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10053 on: March 16, 2015, 05:55:12 pm »

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my cat will drink fucking acid rain off venus before she drinks out of her water bowl
Surprisingly accurate.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10054 on: March 16, 2015, 06:00:30 pm »

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my cat will drink fucking acid rain off venus before she drinks out of her water bowl
Surprisingly accurate.
My cat prefers to drink from my dog's water bowl. And he will wait for her to finish drinking, too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10055 on: March 16, 2015, 06:42:55 pm »

Quote from: IRC
<GUNINANRUNIN> i didnt get picked because i wore the wrong kind of dress
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10056 on: March 16, 2015, 11:14:23 pm »

Basically, unless you're Jack Black you should try to lose some weight.
brb hoarding dried burgers in my apocalypse bunker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10057 on: March 16, 2015, 11:21:03 pm »

Just don't go full Tumblr and actually identify as planetgender.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10058 on: March 17, 2015, 01:12:29 am »

a robot that wants to turn everything into paper clips isn't evil.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10059 on: March 17, 2015, 03:18:40 am »

I HAVE TO LOSE 20 MORE POUNDS, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY! *Starts chainsaw*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10060 on: March 17, 2015, 03:26:08 pm »

Clearly, you should become a better, more successful laptop to get revenge against it.
Depends on if you're downloading a burger or a salad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10061 on: March 17, 2015, 04:44:22 pm »

Don't be ridiculous. Sheep can't do that.

E: No, apparently they can. I miscounted the tentacles.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10062 on: March 18, 2015, 07:51:57 am »

"King Poro: You bring great dinosaur to you famiry.
King Poro: Commit sudoku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10063 on: March 18, 2015, 08:06:29 am »

"King Poro: You bring great dinosaur to you famiry.
King Poro: Commit sudoku.
Source pls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10064 on: March 18, 2015, 10:57:30 am »

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16:56   <adwarf>: On a scale of 1 to kawaiidesu sempai how anime are you :v
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