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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1537862 times)

Kadzar

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10065 on: March 18, 2015, 12:32:47 pm »

But then natural selection will kick in and we'll up with superdogs and supermuggers lurking the alleys, devouring passerbys.
Bit of a worry that Willy Wonka has grown tremendously in size and developed tentacles but it's good to see that continental drift has really got its shit together.
We can always just, ya know, eat the dogs?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10067 on: March 18, 2015, 04:39:30 pm »

Quote from: Science Teacher
Witches be trippin'

Quote from: Overheard in the halls, at the end of the day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10068 on: March 18, 2015, 10:19:22 pm »

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He thyme traveled himself into a girl.   
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10069 on: March 18, 2015, 10:43:17 pm »

Quote from: My Teacher
If we get through this, we can watch the giraffes kill eachother. If not, there simply won't be time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10070 on: March 18, 2015, 11:05:15 pm »

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He thyme traveled himself into a girl.   
Who is that quote from?
Text conversation with sprin. I'm on my phone right now,  which makes it difficlt to properly post.

On the briight side, other highlights include a discussion on whether time traveling yourself into retroactively being a girl makes you transgender or not, nanohas gundam, and iran not being dicks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10071 on: March 19, 2015, 02:22:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10072 on: March 19, 2015, 04:02:01 am »

You've got this gorgeous new A-grade student with a rich social life sitting under your desk.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10073 on: March 19, 2015, 02:27:29 pm »

That's where they hide the incredibly ginormous vibrators powered by chainsaw motors, isn't it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10074 on: March 19, 2015, 02:38:40 pm »

Quote from: Josh from Continue
"You know who else was a Vietnam? GEORGE WASHINGTON. Think about it."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10076 on: March 19, 2015, 05:52:08 pm »

But then we'd fall down the slippery slope and create Penis-golems.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10077 on: March 20, 2015, 05:03:11 am »

Which is, like. I'm okay with porn quotas. But it feels weird. Not exactly bad, just... wriggly? Like you'd expect onset worm rot to feel, I guess.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10078 on: March 20, 2015, 05:10:44 am »

Quote from: one of my professors
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10079 on: March 20, 2015, 05:22:46 am »

Aannndd now the Actually 500 Years Old loli is orgasming herself into a berserker frenzy. What the hell have you people brought upon this thread.
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