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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1552564 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10080 on: March 20, 2015, 12:13:05 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on March 20, 2015, 04:55:52 am
The other hand is now full of decapitated corpse tit. Alright then.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10081 on: March 20, 2015, 04:46:27 pm »
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22:11   <Ochita>: RIP Solymr, massaged to death. His spine couldn't withstand the constant massage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10082 on: March 20, 2015, 07:42:20 pm »
Quote from: flabort on March 20, 2015, 07:33:22 pm
ANYONE would stoop to stealing injections that keep my co-worker from turning back into a girl.
I feel guilty quoting this but it just jumped out at me too much to not do it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10083 on: March 21, 2015, 01:55:57 am »
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"whiskey dick is the pits"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10084 on: March 21, 2015, 02:47:32 am »
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10085 on: March 21, 2015, 12:04:02 pm »
Quote from: Paradise station
[Common] Chloe Bell says, "Medical, could you send someone with... a bodybag to the arrivals washroom area? There's bits of someone all over the place."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10086 on: March 21, 2015, 02:38:53 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on March 21, 2015, 02:36:52 pm
Now adays it's like the book is made out of faces and tentacles slap you around as soon as you open it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10087 on: March 21, 2015, 05:05:49 pm »
Quote from: Arx on March 21, 2015, 03:30:07 pm
And almost four terabytes per second of Nutella.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on March 21, 2015, 04:58:48 pm
We can't teaspoon here, this is metric country!
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10088 on: March 22, 2015, 12:00:09 am »
Quote from: greatorder on March 21, 2015, 09:25:18 pm
Why do you think they made Nokias so tough? They're actually prisons for demons.
Quote from: Bauglir on March 21, 2015, 06:45:04 pm
Give me your email address, and I'll make you a Saiyan.
Quote from: Spehss _ on March 21, 2015, 08:48:03 pm
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I considered that maybe I'm posting a bit too much in this thread, but then I rationalized that the rest of y'all are just slackers, and I'm just doing what's necessary.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10089 on: March 22, 2015, 12:33:02 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on March 22, 2015, 12:00:09 am
Quote from: greatorder on March 21, 2015, 09:25:18 pm
Why do you think they made Nokias so tough? They're actually prisons for demons.
Quote from: Bauglir on March 21, 2015, 06:45:04 pm
Give me your email address, and I'll make you a Saiyan.
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Booty Call of Cthulhu

I considered that maybe I'm posting a bit too much in this thread, but then I rationalized that the rest of y'all are just slackers, and I'm just doing what's necessary.

One does not simply post too much on this thread....
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That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10090 on: March 22, 2015, 11:22:20 am »
Quote from: greatorder on March 22, 2015, 07:15:00 am
Quote from: greentext I saw
Have some respect. She's dead, not a Beyblade FFS
I saw that same greentext. Are you me?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10091 on: March 22, 2015, 05:11:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10092 on: March 22, 2015, 05:13:39 pm »
Quote from: Akura on March 22, 2015, 12:07:03 pm
Still waiting on Science to create catgirls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10093 on: March 22, 2015, 07:27:25 pm »
Quote from: Deus Asmoth on March 22, 2015, 07:11:23 pm
I believe you've drawn attention to the fact that parallel worlds have begun overlapping in Crownhammers, which means I need to make a war hammer, infect everyone with vampirism and begin a needlessly complicated love plot with Nobeard, which isn't even possible since Therapist claims that neither of us are lesbians. See how hard you've made things for me?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10094 on: March 22, 2015, 09:16:50 pm »
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Brandon 'Maple' Flickenger says, "Its cool, just dont shoot me in the dick again"
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