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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 981083 times)

Calidovi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11025 on: July 22, 2015, 07:57:33 am »

Don't worry, if your kidneys shut down, just hold down the power button.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11026 on: July 22, 2015, 08:21:34 am »

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[Common] Wikipedia states, "The clowns have abducted the chef."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11027 on: July 22, 2015, 03:23:22 pm »

Satan outlived Jesus by about twenty years.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11028 on: July 23, 2015, 04:04:09 pm »

with enough practice, I can evolve into Sirus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11029 on: July 23, 2015, 07:02:14 pm »

I run around wearing nothing but a motorcycle helmet. Call me Boba Fett.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11030 on: July 24, 2015, 12:19:15 pm »

I got no arms, three heads that probably can't agree on anything or form a good idea between them, and to top it all off I probably get pissed on by dogs mistaking me for a tree. I look funny, too
things that give me boners (like windmills)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11031 on: July 25, 2015, 12:48:46 am »

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[Common] Red Calciff says, "I'm sorry for tearing out your brain and throwing it across the room."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11032 on: July 25, 2015, 05:51:22 am »

Sheets of newspaper, tissue, and beef satay plates tear and wrap around the air, forming a modern facsimile of one of Hastur's identities: The King in Yellow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11033 on: July 25, 2015, 08:58:42 am »

I'm gonna fuck that bullet.

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Wasn't me. That's Alfrondo.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11034 on: July 25, 2015, 10:43:07 am »

Why isn't there a male equivalent? Internet bestiality pregnancy fetishists are so sexist.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11036 on: July 25, 2015, 09:06:46 pm »

"Uh, sir... that snake isn't hissing... it's TICKING!"

Clearly the merchant went too close, at which point the rattlesnake declared a fatwa on the entire caravan, claiming them to be miscreants, and then what happened was only natural.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11037 on: July 25, 2015, 09:11:02 pm »

Ahh the Claymore Bidet, good times!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11038 on: July 26, 2015, 03:41:49 am »

Quote from: Gunner-chan
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so u hav2 leve it ok bc its 2 hot 4u
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11039 on: July 26, 2015, 10:19:37 am »

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