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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1559047 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11115 on: July 30, 2015, 02:29:52 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 30, 2015, 02:05:30 pm
Quote from: RedKing on July 30, 2015, 01:29:27 pm
I'm just going to assume that Janet is a former dog breeder
What the hell, the full quote would've been way funnier.

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I'm just going to assume that Janet is a former dog breeder because getting dogs to fuck was too difficult an intellectual challenge for her.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11116 on: July 30, 2015, 02:32:39 pm »
I was afraid it would accidentally sound insulting.

Then I remembered Gunner-chan changed her name.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11117 on: July 30, 2015, 02:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on July 30, 2015, 02:31:10 pm
When I'm old and senile I'm totally going to be making incoherent comments about snake tits.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11118 on: July 30, 2015, 02:35:41 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 30, 2015, 02:32:39 pm
I was afraid it would accidentally sound insulting.

Then I remembered Gunner-chan changed her name.
oh shit right. I misread that as "getting dogs to breed wasn't enough of an intellectual challenge for her." That's the complete opposite of the actual meaning.

My bad. gunner-chan plz no hate me
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11119 on: July 30, 2015, 03:21:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11120 on: July 30, 2015, 03:53:19 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 30, 2015, 03:52:22 pm
That's a shit ton of flopping.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11121 on: July 30, 2015, 08:44:07 pm »
I hate a few of you.

Shitposting in my thread. I never thought the day would come.

Though I suppose this entire thread is more or less half shitpost by now.

Should hang a sign on that shitpost, "Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: idiots."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11122 on: July 30, 2015, 09:32:25 pm »
Quote from: Dermonster on July 30, 2015, 08:44:07 pm
"Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: idiots."
That'd make a good thread title!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11123 on: July 30, 2015, 09:38:29 pm »
Doing anything except posting the goddamn quotes, like the bloody OP more or less specifically warns against.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11124 on: July 30, 2015, 09:50:39 pm »
I await the second coming of Toady to purge the thread heretics.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11125 on: July 30, 2015, 09:51:59 pm »
He said Jehovah!

*throws rock*

*gets hit by a rock*


Right, I'll just leave this here then.
Quote from: greatorder on July 30, 2015, 09:38:34 pm
'Shush now. Go eat your vegetables.' 'But it tastes like sperm!'
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11126 on: July 30, 2015, 10:04:06 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But yeah, it might be helpful to remind people the rules every few pages or so.

But if you don't want to do it, I can be sheriff Laptisen.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2015, 10:21:49 pm by Laptisen »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11127 on: July 30, 2015, 10:16:31 pm »
Quote from: Laptisen on July 30, 2015, 10:04:06 pm
But if you don't want to do it, I can be sheriff Laptisen.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11128 on: July 30, 2015, 10:31:11 pm »
I'll hit the majority of you with a rock, I swear.

Maybe I should make a new rule like, "You can't be a direct participant in the conversation."

But hell it isn't like you lot forget the rules all the time.

Also Descan that quote is basically "Rape". That isn't a joke. Not remarking on how rape itself isn't a joke, just that your quoting of that particular two words has no inherent comedic value.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11129 on: July 30, 2015, 10:32:48 pm »
Dermonster we can just take turns being aggressive.
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