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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1537906 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12030 on: February 05, 2016, 01:23:37 pm »

Ah, don't worry about II. He's a notorious sigtext hater.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12031 on: February 05, 2016, 01:27:32 pm »

suffer not the troll, the shitposter, the sigtexter to live.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12032 on: February 05, 2016, 04:50:55 pm »

I'm trying to create useful abominations, not proof of concept abominations.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12033 on: February 05, 2016, 05:54:02 pm »

suffer not the troll, the shitposter, the sigtexter to live.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12034 on: February 05, 2016, 05:57:12 pm »

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I have worked it out - the answer is 2430000 kcal, or around 9500 big macs. This is a pile of big macs about 21 x 21 x 21, if that helps to visualise it. So, quite a lot, but you could fit them in a crate.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12035 on: February 05, 2016, 06:24:24 pm »

Quote from: Deus Ex
The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature.
And [generally] answered by death
I originally read this as "The unplanned orgasm."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12036 on: February 05, 2016, 08:31:50 pm »

that's not much of a shock

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12037 on: February 05, 2016, 08:55:16 pm »

Quote from: Deus Ex
The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature.
And [generally] answered by death
I originally read this as "The unplanned orgasm."
It almost makes more sense that way...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12038 on: February 05, 2016, 10:08:41 pm »

salt on my salt, heart attack city

it reminds me greatly of instant ramen

tbh i don't know why i expected any different
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12039 on: February 06, 2016, 04:38:59 pm »

Don't megagame, kids, not even a little bit. If you do, flaming black inter-dimensional space-Santa will devour you and your friends.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12040 on: February 07, 2016, 03:35:59 pm »

Quote from: Comp on DFC steam chat
Comp: does the game ever talk about the taint?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12042 on: February 08, 2016, 09:22:16 am »

Well, i actually had the screwdriver shot into my mouth with a water gun, but it still counts, right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12043 on: February 08, 2016, 10:18:01 am »

you could say a death by neurotoxin is natural because suffocation is a natural process
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12044 on: February 08, 2016, 12:21:14 pm »

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EDIT 2: Other symptoms include feeling reminiscent of the Trash Can Man from The Stand
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