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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 899747 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13785 on: March 31, 2017, 06:03:32 am »

According to the Jovial Contrarian
Quote from: An Inquisitive Tourist of Paris
I believe in the United States more then I believe in fairies.
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And isn't that the true meaning of Christmas?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13786 on: March 31, 2017, 09:34:47 pm »

Sorry for those of you wanting to be Nazis.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13787 on: April 04, 2017, 06:25:08 pm »

Soon the hair at the top of your head and around the bottom will fall out. You will start chanting uncounsciously, your clothing will become more and more drab. Finally you shall feel the urge to give away your worldly possessions and to renounce worldly pleasure. That is when you will start migrating, looking for a new home.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13788 on: April 05, 2017, 08:09:07 am »

Sweet, it's been a while.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13789 on: April 05, 2017, 09:02:38 pm »

I really want to glass Australia for some reason.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13790 on: April 09, 2017, 02:24:06 pm »

Quote from: Gigla - Today at 1:58 PM
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13791 on: April 10, 2017, 09:55:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13792 on: April 12, 2017, 12:35:18 pm »

Even Hitler never killed in the name of Coca Cola
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13793 on: April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm »

Adjusted appropriately for various things, such as current news, familial influence, congress noise making, the current maximum sustained northbound speed of the average unladen swallow in the middle of a class 3 hurricane, etc., etc.


I think right now he's moving at around -3 Obama-cubits per second, but where exactly he's going is anyone's guess, since it's impossible to know Trump's position and momentum simultaneously.


It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane. This is the funnest sentence I have typed in about six months ish.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13794 on: April 13, 2017, 09:51:57 pm »

Quote from: KingMurdoc on Discord
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13795 on: April 13, 2017, 09:59:25 pm »

It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

...Can we even OOCQ OOCQ?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13796 on: April 13, 2017, 10:21:30 pm »

Quote from: KingMurdoc on Discord
a certain level of incest is actually good
Lock up your.... sisters? :/
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13797 on: April 14, 2017, 07:11:42 am »

Time machines in the future are powered by cows.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13798 on: April 14, 2017, 10:51:59 am »

Time machines in the future are powered by cows.
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Post Of The Thread, right here. Also relevant to the thread title to boot!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13799 on: April 14, 2017, 11:05:30 am »

My onii-sama would never allow an incest subplot.
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