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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1014911 times)

Chevaleresse

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13575 on: April 27, 2017, 12:02:20 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13576 on: April 27, 2017, 11:17:53 pm »

Quote from: my boss
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13577 on: April 27, 2017, 11:40:57 pm »



Were they describing me every time I try to be stealthy ever?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13578 on: April 28, 2017, 03:27:55 pm »

Today hilarity happened, and it ended with two girls walking towards each other.
Girl 1: So I hear you have a dick now.
Girl 2: Yep.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13579 on: April 28, 2017, 05:10:55 pm »

Was one of them the Easter Platypus Bunny?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13580 on: April 29, 2017, 12:59:25 pm »

Was one of them the Easter Platypus Bunny?
Nope. One was the sister of our local sociopath, and the pther was the backup sociopath.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13581 on: April 29, 2017, 04:16:08 pm »

I wonder if you could use it to summon eldritch horrors from beyond...
You can summon ISIS to kill you, i guess.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13582 on: April 29, 2017, 07:55:46 pm »

only taking out the white dudes prior to my assault
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13583 on: April 30, 2017, 03:06:28 pm »

It should be both. In one hole, out the other (more bloody) hole!
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Man, this is like finding out Jesus is actually a sex offender all over again.
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Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
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Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
Wrong one Empiricist.

Although...

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks
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No, uh, that would be the correct context.
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