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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1374056 times)

Andres

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13560 on: March 29, 2017, 05:43:10 am »

Quote from: FATAL Fanclub
[2:29:42 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: Boats are like cracks on mirrors
[2:29:51 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: the zea is a mirror
[2:30:43 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: light can't be shown on it les things that aren't die and parabola becomes then
[2:31:04 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: that sure is a sentence
[2:31:04 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: *sunlight
[2:31:17 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: dead is the river between parabola and irem the end
[2:31:19 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: glimlight is fine
[2:31:32 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: also you're not in London :)
[2:31:36 AM] Sailor on the Seas of Fate: so your dead
[2:31:41 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: same thing really
[2:32:01 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: Except I'm still not undead but I am away
[2:32:12 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: live tea or die
[2:32:26 AM] Roland Beowulf Achilles: wow
[2:32:32 AM] Shadow Over Innsmouth: listen mister I may be undead but at least I have my soul
FUCKING FALLEN LONDON
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13561 on: March 29, 2017, 07:19:32 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13562 on: March 29, 2017, 09:57:59 am »

Mander was just too smoking hot for her own good. As was Sans (the new one that also drowned)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13563 on: March 29, 2017, 09:08:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13564 on: March 31, 2017, 06:03:32 am »

According to the Jovial Contrarian
Quote from: An Inquisitive Tourist of Paris
I believe in the United States more then I believe in fairies.
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And isn't that the true meaning of Christmas?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13565 on: March 31, 2017, 09:34:47 pm »

Sorry for those of you wanting to be Nazis.
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« Reply #13566 on: April 04, 2017, 06:25:08 pm »

Soon the hair at the top of your head and around the bottom will fall out. You will start chanting uncounsciously, your clothing will become more and more drab. Finally you shall feel the urge to give away your worldly possessions and to renounce worldly pleasure. That is when you will start migrating, looking for a new home.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13567 on: April 05, 2017, 08:09:07 am »

Sweet, it's been a while.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13568 on: April 05, 2017, 09:02:38 pm »

I really want to glass Australia for some reason.
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Easiest sandwich I ever earned.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13569 on: April 09, 2017, 02:24:06 pm »

Quote from: Gigla - Today at 1:58 PM
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13570 on: April 10, 2017, 09:55:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13571 on: April 12, 2017, 12:35:18 pm »

Even Hitler never killed in the name of Coca Cola
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13572 on: April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm »

Adjusted appropriately for various things, such as current news, familial influence, congress noise making, the current maximum sustained northbound speed of the average unladen swallow in the middle of a class 3 hurricane, etc., etc.


I think right now he's moving at around -3 Obama-cubits per second, but where exactly he's going is anyone's guess, since it's impossible to know Trump's position and momentum simultaneously.


It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane. This is the funnest sentence I have typed in about six months ish.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13573 on: April 13, 2017, 09:51:57 pm »

Quote from: KingMurdoc on Discord
a certain level of incest is actually good
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13574 on: April 13, 2017, 09:59:25 pm »

It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

...Can we even OOCQ OOCQ?

Also, African or European?

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