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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 945604 times)

Empiricist

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Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
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AzyWng

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Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
Wrong one Empiricist.

Although...

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks
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KingMurdoc

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No, uh, that would be the correct context.
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As it turns out, outpost liasons blend.
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.

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The game being mentioned is one Emp is in.
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do kids become melon sized eyeball pedophiles at age 8?
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Ah yes wrapping it in a condom and shoving it directly into the ear canal was a direct improvement.  Esp the part where you have to do that 10 times a minute because they don't stay in the ear canal, almost like things aren't supposed to be there.
You should be grateful. Our forecasts indicate you'd have died of ear AIDS had we failed to enact this policy
Don't you mean...

hearing aids?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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about damn time
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If you teleport to your bed, it's alcohol.

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"Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it."

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate to suffering"

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Yes. Yes! YES! Grow my pretties. Grow and spread. Let the potatoes of the world tremble with inadequacy before the new horrors!

I would put a few Arstotzkan quotes here, but I wouldn't want to give the game away to the dastardly Moskurgians.
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"Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it."

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate to suffering"

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Someone:"This is why I love Irish class, we just sit around and talk about stuff."
Teacher:"Ah, no we don't."
SOMEONE ELSE:"Sure we do, miss, right now we're just sittin' around talkin' abouut slappin' kids."

AzyWng

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Someone:"This is why I love Irish class, we just sit around and talk about stuff."

What does Irish class actually entail?

Learning about the country's history, its culture, the language (though that'd probably be Gaelic class, now that I think about it), the differences between it and Scotland?
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Yoink

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It's probably pretty general, considering he's from Ireland.
The equivalent of the English classes I had in school would be my guess. Although that is a good point, since those classes were mostly based around language-related topics... maybe they just couldn't bear to have a class called "English" taught in their schools? :P
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My "English" classes were mostly actually lit classes, where we read English-language poems, novels and plays, discussed their context and style, etc. rather than just learning pointless grammar tricks all day.
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