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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 963346 times)

WillowLuman

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Quote from: suddenly appeared on a rather benign feed
I'd definitely have an orgy with the discord I use
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Dwarf Souls: Prepare to Mine {Active again?}
Keep Me Safe - A Girl and Her Computer (Illustrated Game)
Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

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Now that's an Anschluss I can get behind
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"Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it."

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate to suffering"

Imic

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1) Procure some tasty Fiber One bars. These are surprisingly tasty, but DEADLY.
I had deep colon gas production that could sustain 15 second farts, in rapid succession. It was unpleasant. VERY unpleasant.  They are however, quite tasty. Like a Granola bar.
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Does that make scientific sense? No? Well, it's Earth IV and he's a giant crocodile-man. Use your imagination.
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Imic

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Not sure if dying of old age is an honor or a shame for weaponmasters. On the one hand, it means they never got the opportunity to die in glorious battle. On the other hand, it means nothing could beat them in glorious battle.
I know this is self explanatory, but it's a damn good quote all the same.

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Yes, I will gladly corrupt his speakers into audio-shitposting.
Technically, you killed ATHATH.
Try to point it out before another giant portal swallows it.
Well, you can't now; now I'm giraffes.
Only Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamman died, but only in the Milkverse. In Emprahsque-verse he's fine.
Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
My quote army consumes you! Arranged for maximum laughs, beware their deadly attention grabbing!
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On another note, Standoff is a game I'm running. Ever want to kill someone with your very own Stand? You've come to the right place.

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I climbed to the front of the ship only to realize there was no more front of the ship.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Quote from: {From discord}
Hatchetman - Today at 9:12 PM
It means that we have successfully made the shape of the greedy and all consuming hole of Warfare adapt to the shapes of our science boners
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Within that world, she was God. But here, outside of it, her name was Yoake o-Shiri. That was unimportant. She was a Godslayer. That too was unimportant.
But what was important, was that she had a motherfucking boat.
And by God, was she going to use it.

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As it turns out, outpost liasons blend.
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.

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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Do you have the context for this?

It's some DnD story about a crazy elf who did all sorts of weird shit to bring her dead human husband back to life.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.

"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.

Th4DwArfY1

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No longer husband. The terms are quite specific. "Til death does us part."
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Eric Blank

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Is that included in elven marriage customs? Maybe they assume forever really does mean forever. They're immortal afterall
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Th4DwArfY1

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Not invulnerable, though. And whilst I take your point, the other member is human - maybe they had the ceremony after his tradition.
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