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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1116161 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13665 on: June 03, 2017, 10:17:49 am »

it's a delicious krauty punch in the face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13667 on: June 07, 2017, 10:08:00 pm »

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Sprin: Fuck how do you spell elevator correctly
Karnewarrior: like that
Karnewarrior: dumbass
Sprin: I needed to type it out asshole
Sprin: So the words would fit in my brain
Karnewarrior: I'm still laughing
« Last Edit: June 07, 2017, 10:31:29 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13668 on: June 09, 2017, 12:02:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13669 on: June 10, 2017, 06:57:52 pm »

Are you suggesting Eric is running an abortion clinic in his pants?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13670 on: June 11, 2017, 02:35:46 pm »

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Sprin: Fuck how do you spell elevator correctly
Karnewarrior: like that
Karnewarrior: dumbass
Sprin: I needed to type it out asshole
Sprin: So the words would fit in my brain
Karnewarrior: I'm still laughing

Woah people can think JUST like me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13671 on: June 12, 2017, 04:54:53 am »

If I was being interrogated for a password, I'd need a keyboard to get the capitalization right.  Or at least move my fingers (shadowtype).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13672 on: June 12, 2017, 10:56:37 am »

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Sprin: Fuck how do you spell elevator correctly
Karnewarrior: like that
Karnewarrior: dumbass
Sprin: I needed to type it out asshole
Sprin: So the words would fit in my brain
Karnewarrior: I'm still laughing

Woah people can think JUST like me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13673 on: June 13, 2017, 03:46:28 am »

Quote from: a steam conversation
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My Name Is Immaterial: the bush took off the bush
My Name Is Immaterial: it's a man

Quote from: later in that convo
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My Name Is Immaterial: really
My Name Is Immaterial: really
My Name Is Immaterial: was that really necessary
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13675 on: June 14, 2017, 10:17:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13676 on: June 14, 2017, 12:01:43 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13677 on: June 14, 2017, 12:03:55 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13678 on: June 14, 2017, 01:06:04 pm »

I mean.... there sure are an awful lot of dragonborns.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13679 on: June 14, 2017, 02:21:41 pm »

And that's why Alessia made sweet love to Akatosh. And the dragonfires burned forevermore, because all her descendents picked up that STD Akatosh forgot to mention.
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