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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1126673 times)

Imic

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13815 on: August 07, 2017, 07:45:07 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13816 on: August 08, 2017, 03:43:33 am »

I may have gone overboard with my rant when I realised that it was heading towards unarmed untrained peasants riding on tigers riding on orcas.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13817 on: August 09, 2017, 12:38:27 pm »

I don't exactly watch people eat through their dining room windows that I have access to because latches are very easy to unlock very often.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13818 on: August 09, 2017, 03:23:14 pm »

I then glory in the thrill of the kill before stuffing the mutilated remains of its corpse into my moth
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13819 on: August 09, 2017, 03:33:19 pm »

I keep gigantic carnivorous moths as pets, okay? Nothing weird about that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13820 on: August 09, 2017, 03:34:10 pm »

I don't exactly watch people eat through their dining room windows that I have access to because latches are very easy to unlock very often.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13821 on: August 09, 2017, 04:56:07 pm »

I keep gigantic carnivorous moths as pets, okay? Nothing weird about that.



Does Venomoth count as a giant(4'11"/1.5m) carnivorous(eats insects at least) moth?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13822 on: August 09, 2017, 09:52:49 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13823 on: August 09, 2017, 11:10:33 pm »

  • stuff in mouth
  • munch n crunch
  • swallow
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  • profit

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13824 on: August 09, 2017, 11:13:13 pm »

that was quick
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13825 on: August 09, 2017, 11:15:24 pm »

I work quickly lol

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13826 on: August 11, 2017, 12:23:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13827 on: August 11, 2017, 12:37:42 am »

There is literally nothing wrong with eating blood or rubbing lead on your face
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13828 on: August 11, 2017, 04:37:36 am »

How about after you mount a creature a lot of times it will submit to your will, allowing you to ride it
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13829 on: August 12, 2017, 06:42:08 am »

That was a very unintended, very nasty double entendre.

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