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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538353 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13860 on: August 09, 2017, 11:10:33 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13861 on: August 09, 2017, 11:13:13 pm »

that was quick
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13862 on: August 09, 2017, 11:15:24 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13863 on: August 11, 2017, 12:23:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13864 on: August 11, 2017, 12:37:42 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13865 on: August 11, 2017, 04:37:36 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13866 on: August 12, 2017, 06:42:08 am »

That was a very unintended, very nasty double entendre.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13867 on: August 12, 2017, 10:58:24 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13868 on: August 13, 2017, 09:41:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13869 on: August 16, 2017, 10:27:02 am »

I hate to say it, but I think you aren't giving Hitler his proper due here.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13870 on: August 18, 2017, 10:53:30 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13871 on: August 18, 2017, 11:00:07 am »

I don't quite think that's in the spirit of the thread, scourge.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13872 on: August 18, 2017, 12:12:57 pm »

I mean, I thought it was funny, then again I have an.... odd sense of humor

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13873 on: August 18, 2017, 12:35:20 pm »

I mean is it really out of context if the context is inherently provided?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13874 on: August 18, 2017, 01:47:46 pm »

I mean is it really out of context if the context is inherently provided?
I dunno; I think that quite a bit of the context is distinctly lacking.  I have no idea what SCP-7143-J is, contextually or explicitly,  beyond the general sense of the SCP at large and thus have no idea why it's amusing.  However, it plainly is to the poster, and it is lacking in context to those not in the know, so it doesn't seem out-of-place to me. 

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Of course, in the spirit of disclosure, my last OOCFQ post was a nad shot, so my sense of humour should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
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