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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1537877 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14175 on: December 02, 2017, 02:57:14 pm »

Anyone who lives anywhere except Wisconsin is insane.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14176 on: December 02, 2017, 10:01:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14177 on: December 02, 2017, 10:31:32 pm »

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So much for using that Skyrim mod with Aela the Huntress :-\.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14178 on: December 02, 2017, 10:39:22 pm »

Should I be concerned by the number of quotes I have in this thread?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14179 on: December 02, 2017, 10:47:57 pm »

So much for using that Skyrim mod with Aela the Huntress :-\.
Not hilariously underdressed women, werewolves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14180 on: December 02, 2017, 10:52:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14181 on: December 03, 2017, 07:03:46 am »

So much for using that Skyrim mod with Aela the Huntress :-\.
Not hilariously underdressed women, werewolves.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14183 on: December 03, 2017, 01:12:11 pm »

I only noticed this because the father killed 7 people in one battle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14185 on: December 03, 2017, 05:11:44 pm »



In the thread he says it's a literal ass, not a donkey... So... intended meaning vs the alternative meaning... take it as you will?

It definetly gives the rule a flyby.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14186 on: December 03, 2017, 05:27:40 pm »

It's still pooping on people, so there is a butt involved in there somewhere at least.
Anyways...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14187 on: December 03, 2017, 05:40:26 pm »

As far as I can remember, the rule is mostly there because near the start of the thread we had several hundred posts in a row that were nothing but quotes that people mistakenly thought were funny or weird solely because there was reproductive anatomy involved.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14188 on: December 03, 2017, 06:27:06 pm »

So like, a funny quote with a butt in it is ok, but not "haha you said butt"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14189 on: December 03, 2017, 06:47:34 pm »

Basically, yeah.
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