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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1058212 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14205 on: December 07, 2017, 11:29:14 pm »

The wrathful wizard is OP, pls nerf.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14206 on: December 08, 2017, 02:30:16 pm »

..."Ow! Watch where you're going next time!" is surely a logical response to the main character hurling himself and his party members to their painful end.
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« Reply #14207 on: December 09, 2017, 12:44:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14208 on: December 09, 2017, 01:41:01 am »

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Its funny because its true whether sodomy is involved or not
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14210 on: December 10, 2017, 11:36:15 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14211 on: December 11, 2017, 02:09:39 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14212 on: December 11, 2017, 04:04:31 am »

A mere ten minutes later a massive flying pizza flew over the city. Sobbing, Jeremy hopped in the van and turned on the engine.(the bear left the key in.) He drove away as the pizza blasted a death laser on the city utterly destroying it to the core of the earth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14213 on: December 11, 2017, 08:36:52 pm »

It's like inbreeding but with rules instead of genetics.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14214 on: December 12, 2017, 11:32:36 am »

He just wants a chance to put his dick into an elder xeno god again, can't blame him for that. After all, once you go eldritch you're forever its bitch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14215 on: December 12, 2017, 10:39:58 pm »

Discussion of metaphysical animating forces doesn't seem to come up as often as fancy terms for disliking people...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14216 on: December 13, 2017, 01:26:12 am »

(But if I moved at the speed of light I would be the same size as the universe)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14219 on: December 14, 2017, 06:44:12 am »

Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer.

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