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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14235 on: December 07, 2017, 02:16:52 pm »

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my dog went rigid, spoke a sentence of perfect Akkadian, and then was hurled sideways through the picture window
What is that from? Also, what is Akkadian?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14236 on: December 07, 2017, 02:19:07 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14237 on: December 07, 2017, 06:59:08 pm »

And that's why no dm should ever allow psionics in their game.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14238 on: December 07, 2017, 07:31:12 pm »

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my dog went rigid, spoke a sentence of perfect Akkadian, and then was hurled sideways through the picture window
What is that from? Also, what is Akkadian?

This is Akkadian

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14239 on: December 07, 2017, 09:01:45 pm »

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my dog went rigid, spoke a sentence of perfect Akkadian, and then was hurled sideways through the picture window
What is that from? Also, what is Akkadian?

This is Akkadian
This only raises the question of how this guy knows perfect Akkadian when he hears it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14240 on: December 07, 2017, 09:41:22 pm »

Webcomics aren't really in the spirit of the thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14241 on: December 07, 2017, 10:14:28 pm »

This is Akkadian
This only raises the question of how this guy knows perfect Akkadian when he hears it.
Seeing as it's the XKCD guy, I'd be surprised to learn he didn't respond in Akkadian himself when it happened.  :P

Webcomics aren't really in the spirit of the thread.
If they were, I imagine Paranatural would be in here 24/7. That thing is a monster of OOC quotes and reaction images.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14242 on: December 07, 2017, 11:29:14 pm »

The wrathful wizard is OP, pls nerf.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14243 on: December 08, 2017, 02:30:16 pm »

..."Ow! Watch where you're going next time!" is surely a logical response to the main character hurling himself and his party members to their painful end.
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« Reply #14244 on: December 09, 2017, 12:44:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14245 on: December 09, 2017, 01:41:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14247 on: December 10, 2017, 11:36:15 pm »

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« Reply #14248 on: December 11, 2017, 02:09:39 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14249 on: December 11, 2017, 04:04:31 am »

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