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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14565 on: March 15, 2018, 02:44:12 pm »

Does that mean you'll turn into a giant cockroach that is then immediately stomped on by a massive drawn foot?

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« Reply #14566 on: March 15, 2018, 05:50:04 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14567 on: March 16, 2018, 12:10:21 am »

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« Reply #14568 on: March 16, 2018, 02:28:26 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14569 on: March 17, 2018, 01:08:21 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14570 on: March 17, 2018, 05:25:00 am »

Now onto the real problem.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14571 on: March 17, 2018, 01:36:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14573 on: March 18, 2018, 08:09:20 am »

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« Reply #14574 on: March 18, 2018, 10:48:47 am »

The whole of germany could probably be invaded by a single american redneck village.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14575 on: March 18, 2018, 12:47:01 pm »

I think that's a book, though not set in modern Germany. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14576 on: March 18, 2018, 01:47:06 pm »

I guessed that it was a Far Cry 5 reference, heh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14577 on: March 18, 2018, 05:36:42 pm »

the cancer ridden 3 year old I could have married.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14578 on: March 18, 2018, 10:11:22 pm »

"Ugh, my system has that virus again. It's called "France." I'll just get rid of it and put up my Britwall, though."
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« Reply #14579 on: March 19, 2018, 12:02:19 am »

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