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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1561429 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15720 on: August 14, 2019, 08:22:53 pm »
Quote from: Sprin, on steam
they kept declaring war on me and threatened to dissassemble my synths so I dissassembled their atoms
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15721 on: August 14, 2019, 09:47:00 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 14, 2019, 08:22:53 pm
Quote from: Sprin, on steam
they kept declaring war on me and threatened to dissassemble my synths so I dissassembled their atoms
So you converted them to plasma? Cool, Hot? AThermal. Turning things into plasma is thermal
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15722 on: August 14, 2019, 10:33:20 pm »
Could have been the result of getting too close to a magnetar.  Rips the electrons right off their atoms. 

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15723 on: August 15, 2019, 03:02:15 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15724 on: August 15, 2019, 01:09:22 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on August 14, 2019, 09:47:00 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 14, 2019, 08:22:53 pm
Quote from: Sprin, on steam
they kept declaring war on me and threatened to dissassemble my synths so I dissassembled their atoms
So you converted them to plasma? Cool, Hot? AThermal. Turning things into plasma is thermal
I think he turned their sun into a deadly laser.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15725 on: August 15, 2019, 02:14:59 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 15, 2019, 01:09:22 pm
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on August 14, 2019, 09:47:00 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 14, 2019, 08:22:53 pm
Quote from: Sprin, on steam
they kept declaring war on me and threatened to dissassemble my synths so I dissassembled their atoms
So you converted them to plasma? Cool, Hot? AThermal. Turning things into plasma is thermal
I think he turned their sun into a deadly laser.
And they didn't have a blanket?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15726 on: August 15, 2019, 02:17:39 pm »
Quote from: Cyroth on August 15, 2019, 02:14:59 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 15, 2019, 01:09:22 pm
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on August 14, 2019, 09:47:00 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 14, 2019, 08:22:53 pm
Quote from: Sprin, on steam
they kept declaring war on me and threatened to dissassemble my synths so I dissassembled their atoms
So you converted them to plasma? Cool, Hot? AThermal. Turning things into plasma is thermal
I think he turned their sun into a deadly laser.
And they didn't have a blanket?
Nope, just an atmosphere
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15727 on: August 15, 2019, 03:00:12 pm »
I would like to formally state

that I did absolutely

NOTHING WRONG
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15728 on: August 15, 2019, 04:41:27 pm »
>:v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15729 on: August 15, 2019, 05:17:47 pm »
Quote from: Sprin on August 15, 2019, 03:00:12 pm
I would like to formally state

that I did absolutely

NOTHING WRONG
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15730 on: August 15, 2019, 05:28:10 pm »
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It take many nails to build crib
But only one screw to fill it
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15731 on: August 15, 2019, 05:30:08 pm »
Speaking of
Quote from: Superdorf on August 15, 2019, 05:17:47 pm
Quote from: Sprin on August 15, 2019, 03:00:12 pm
I would like to formally state

that I did absolutely

NOTHING WRONG
Why did Sprin say this?

Quote from: pisskop on August 15, 2019, 05:28:10 pm
Quote
It take many nails to build crib
But only one screw to fill it

Who builds a crib of nails? Sounds dangerous
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15732 on: August 15, 2019, 05:35:37 pm »
Somebody who didn't internalize how much more work a single screw will create
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15733 on: August 15, 2019, 05:39:40 pm »
Screw it!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15734 on: August 15, 2019, 09:08:12 pm »
Tell me if this works...
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