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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16065 on: February 03, 2020, 04:25:18 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on February 03, 2020, 01:43:52 pm
Speak for yourself. Personally I think the liver of an alcoholic tastes best but the pancreas is a nice safe bet. Especially when you mush it all up inside before suctioning it out, mmm.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16066 on: February 03, 2020, 11:50:45 pm »
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Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16067 on: February 04, 2020, 04:25:56 am »
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The rainbow has a fucking gun.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16068 on: February 05, 2020, 08:32:33 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 05, 2020, 07:52:17 am
"exclusive. You want it. You need it. This rock will make you beautiful. Sexy. This rock fucks. You fuck too, if you buy this rock."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16069 on: February 06, 2020, 10:06:16 pm »
A quote from 4chan's /u/ board
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Is siamese twincest selfcest?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16070 on: February 08, 2020, 12:58:54 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 07, 2020, 06:28:51 am
When the new identity totally consumes the old, what is left? Only smiling green frog
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16071 on: February 08, 2020, 05:46:01 pm »
« Last Edit: February 09, 2020, 03:17:00 pm by Superdorf »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16072 on: February 09, 2020, 08:49:21 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 09, 2020, 06:26:06 am
I grabbed a kid with bodacious curly hair
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16073 on: February 10, 2020, 03:27:15 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 10, 2020, 12:55:14 am
As a bright spot, they eventually come to the conclusion that burying themselves alive is not a viable longterm solution to their problems
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16074 on: February 10, 2020, 11:04:14 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on February 10, 2020, 10:00:17 pm
way more farting and masturbation than expected.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16075 on: February 11, 2020, 04:08:10 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16076 on: February 12, 2020, 05:37:45 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on February 12, 2020, 03:47:50 pm
Do nuclear explosions allow a reflex save for half damage?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16077 on: February 12, 2020, 08:30:16 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on February 12, 2020, 05:37:45 pm
Quote from: Kagus on February 12, 2020, 03:47:50 pm
Do nuclear explosions allow a reflex save for half damage?
BERT: Remember what to do my friends! Now tell me right out loud, what are you supposed to do when you see the flash?

KIDS: Duck and Cover!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16078 on: February 12, 2020, 08:44:27 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on February 12, 2020, 08:30:16 pm
KIDS: Duck and Cover!
So it's a combined dodge+stealth roll?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16079 on: February 12, 2020, 08:54:33 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on February 12, 2020, 08:30:16 pm
Quote from: Yoink on February 12, 2020, 05:37:45 pm
Quote from: Kagus on February 12, 2020, 03:47:50 pm
Do nuclear explosions allow a reflex save for half damage?
BERT: Remember what to do my friends! Now tell me right out loud, what are you supposed to do when you see the flash?

KIDS: Duck and Cover!

The radiation can't find you if you're under your desk. It's SCIENCE.
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