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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16380 on: September 02, 2020, 03:43:12 am »
Quote from: Yoink on September 01, 2020, 06:58:37 pm
for some reason I've never stared into their asshole as they pooped, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16381 on: September 02, 2020, 07:30:53 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on September 02, 2020, 07:19:05 am
The high life would be biomodding your anus to replace it with a scaled-up chicken cloaca, obviously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16382 on: September 03, 2020, 05:50:17 pm »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16383 on: September 04, 2020, 01:41:26 pm »
Quote from: scriver on September 04, 2020, 05:38:52 am
I've only ever had one friend though, and it was a childhood event.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16384 on: September 07, 2020, 11:56:17 pm »
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on September 07, 2020, 06:43:39 pm
Remember kids: a good fortress is a bunker, a great fortress is a tomb!
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16385 on: September 08, 2020, 12:40:51 am »
Quote from: hector13 on September 04, 2020, 01:41:26 pm
Quote from: scriver on September 04, 2020, 05:38:52 am
I've only ever had one friend though, and it was a childhood event.

Just like in real life amiright
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16386 on: September 08, 2020, 01:26:09 am »
Quote from: hector13 on September 04, 2020, 01:41:26 pm
Quote from: scriver on September 04, 2020, 05:38:52 am
I've only ever had one friend though, and it was a childhood event.
this can be interpreted in 2 ways:
A) You have befriended an event
B) Your befriending happened in your childhood
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16387 on: September 11, 2020, 12:36:11 pm »
Quote from: WealthyRadish on September 01, 2020, 09:33:36 am
I was rifling through someone's canned food, when I came across an enormous can labelled "Raw Cheese Concept".

Quote from: MrRoboto75 on September 10, 2020, 01:07:04 pm
Imagine getting visited by advanced aliens and the only cool technology they bless you with is how to stack rocks really well so they don't fall down.

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You know what happens when you piss off planet Earth? They throw their frickin' moon at you!

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I did it! I figured out a way to defeat the aliens! You just have to send them right into the middle of the Earth!

They're like, "Oh, these coordinates are so strange! It's very hot!"

Welcome to Florida, alien bitches!
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16388 on: September 16, 2020, 09:26:01 am »
Quote from: Piratecat link=https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/lets-read-timewatch.868129/post-23441086
History is written by the people with the time machines.

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Publicly denounce Batman.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16389 on: September 18, 2020, 06:35:51 pm »
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Here's to hoping they make an IED out of a vibrator as opposed to anything else.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16390 on: September 21, 2020, 04:16:18 am »
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Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16391 on: September 24, 2020, 01:41:08 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 23, 2020, 09:33:38 am
My good faith is so strong everyone in this thread hates it.

Quote from: King Zultan on September 25, 2020, 08:14:43 am
I think his death had something to do with him immediately huffing the popcorn bag as soon as it finished cooking.
Quote from: Enemy post on September 25, 2020, 10:59:46 am
Oh hey, I remember that popcorn-huffing guy.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16392 on: September 25, 2020, 09:10:52 pm »
Quote from: bloop_bleep on September 25, 2020, 08:40:30 pm
Let the records show that the late esteemed Thomas Jefferson proclaimed "PHSJHVNDNCKSDUNQPEFJBK", which as far as we know is a rousing and impassioned Founding Father opinion in favor of the soft drink subsidy bill.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16393 on: September 27, 2020, 11:56:00 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on September 27, 2020, 07:40:43 am
there probably will be woman too, and if they also have shitting penises.... you migth as well just jump out the damn ship and drawn to find peace in death
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on September 28, 2020, 04:44:01 pm
Dear lord. How did cutlery make Bay12's 'Most Erotic Objects of 2020' list?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16394 on: September 30, 2020, 04:11:30 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on September 29, 2020, 07:40:25 am
Picard somehow managed to avoid rear-ending a car that cut him off, and still managed to blow us off very politely.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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