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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16501 on: February 03, 2021, 02:07:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16502 on: February 04, 2021, 05:08:07 pm »

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This is hilarious.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16503 on: February 05, 2021, 06:05:10 pm »

Obviously the right choice is the body pillows with the sexy anime girls on them.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16504 on: February 11, 2021, 06:13:02 am »

Nobody warned me there would be erect penises.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16505 on: February 11, 2021, 09:35:40 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16506 on: February 13, 2021, 02:40:35 am »

Just tell me why I deserved this. What algorithm decided I needed to know, or would be excited by, a 71 year old woman probably passing half her body weight in feces?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16507 on: February 18, 2021, 05:47:35 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16508 on: February 20, 2021, 03:40:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16509 on: February 24, 2021, 06:59:48 pm »

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which I guess suggest the density of nonexistence is about on par with magma?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16510 on: February 25, 2021, 05:50:00 pm »

He's tight-roping on the power lines somehow!

Yeah, he went to GTA driving school... for clowns!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16511 on: February 26, 2021, 09:09:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16512 on: February 28, 2021, 09:01:50 pm »

Imagine finding an old floppy disk in your dad's desk after he has passed. Curious what could be on it, you boot up an ancient computer and plug in their floppy disk reader. A video file? What could it be?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16513 on: March 01, 2021, 04:15:14 am »

We just put our mouths and fluids on just about anything- pens, desks, buttholes, doorknobs, windows, it goes on.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16514 on: March 02, 2021, 06:55:22 pm »

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