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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1549470 times)

hector13

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16560 on: April 02, 2021, 05:08:10 pm »

I guess they wanted to heat things up in the bedroom ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD
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« Reply #16561 on: April 03, 2021, 03:30:07 am »

Damn that sounds like it was some kinky shit.
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« Reply #16562 on: April 03, 2021, 07:21:59 am »

I found an article on it. This story is solid gold.
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« Reply #16563 on: April 03, 2021, 11:21:11 am »

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« Last Edit: April 29, 2021, 10:45:07 am by Yellow Pixel »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16564 on: April 06, 2021, 06:26:28 am »

These aren't venomous centipedes, are they? Just the nice cuddly house centipede zoomers right?
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« Reply #16565 on: April 06, 2021, 03:19:07 pm »

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« Last Edit: September 16, 2023, 02:19:18 pm by dragdeler »
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« Reply #16566 on: April 09, 2021, 09:28:01 am »

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« Reply #16567 on: April 09, 2021, 09:58:16 am »

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YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
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« Reply #16568 on: April 09, 2021, 01:50:47 pm »

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« Reply #16570 on: April 16, 2021, 04:55:59 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16571 on: April 18, 2021, 10:16:56 am »

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Two points - First of all "Pussy clock" may be a reductive thing to call this because we're trying to make a point how it's bad

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« Reply #16572 on: April 18, 2021, 11:05:09 am »

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(...) My wife does what any logical person would do and decides to buy 200 cans of beans like holy shit that's a big bean to shelf ratio (...) She eaten them all what the fuck how can one woman of her small size eat this many beans (...)
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YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16573 on: April 19, 2021, 12:31:56 pm »

So Reddit maintains that the Universe belongs to it by right? Interesting viewpoint. Here’s another: If I want to go into hiding, that should be my prerogative.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16574 on: April 19, 2021, 05:41:39 pm »

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