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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1537860 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16710 on: April 23, 2022, 03:57:11 pm »

If I had to guess? 90s awareness campaigns gone horribly wrong.

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I just looked it up out of sheer morbid curiosity.  Correction: late 80s awareness campaign gone wrong.  I can see the boardroom now: "People are starting to pay attention to AIDS now that straight people are showing up with it, and apartheid South Africa is big in the news. Put them together, stir in some Nazis since everyone hates Nazis, and we can make some serious bank."
« Last Edit: April 23, 2022, 04:02:23 pm by Culise »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16711 on: April 23, 2022, 08:22:50 pm »

It's why a lot of videos have video descriptions that look like some occult summoning ritual for binding the CIA to your infernal service
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16712 on: April 24, 2022, 08:09:54 pm »

So, no more Sundrop lady for Hector.... this is the end of a era.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16713 on: April 29, 2022, 01:29:02 am »

The moral of this story is that if you're my housemate I will not save you from the mafia, sorry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16714 on: May 02, 2022, 01:50:59 pm »

Sheep are flock animals. They are not supposed to be alone, they will be in a constant state of thinking 'I am about to die'.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16715 on: May 02, 2022, 10:37:52 pm »

Quote from: Batman: Shadow of the Bat issues 56-58
Batman and Robin team up in order to stop Floro and Poison Ivy from taking over the world by making everyone addicted to marijuana.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16716 on: May 03, 2022, 02:45:05 am »

Is that B&R saving the world by getting people on the wacky backy, or are they trying to prevent that?
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« Reply #16717 on: May 13, 2022, 05:31:54 am »

Everybody knows that Batman loves the Wacky Tobacky and wants everyone to experience it as well.
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« Reply #16718 on: May 18, 2022, 01:59:48 am »

Double post because quote.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16719 on: May 18, 2022, 03:02:13 am »

Double post because quote.

Thus, Older Brother Russia said: "No Younger Brother.  Now I fuck you in the ass until you know that I own you, wholly and completely. Bitch"
And then Russia started to rape its younger brother.

This is sounds like something straight out of Wattpad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16721 on: May 18, 2022, 04:58:13 pm »

Double post because quote.

Thus, Older Brother Russia said: "No Younger Brother.  Now I fuck you in the ass until you know that I own you, wholly and completely. Bitch"
And then Russia started to rape its younger brother.

This is sounds like something straight out of Wattpad.
The Romance section, I assume

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16722 on: May 27, 2022, 12:59:51 am »

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A total of 13 phallus carvings have been found at the site, near Hexham, more than any other location along Hadrian’s Wall…
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« Reply #16723 on: May 27, 2022, 02:04:32 pm »

I also get to interrogate ghosts, which is great.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16724 on: May 27, 2022, 02:17:48 pm »

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A total of 13 phallus carvings have been found at the site, near Hexham, more than any other location along Hadrian’s Wall…

This is obviously where the guards on patrol would stop and drink wine and dick around because it was secluded enough nobody could tell they were doing anything other than their jobs

I would actually like to know the actual archeological context tbh
« Last Edit: May 27, 2022, 02:19:40 pm by Eric Blank »
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