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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16830 on: March 10, 2023, 04:34:25 am »

I'd listen to that if someone made it a song.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16831 on: March 10, 2023, 10:57:16 am »

that's the first time i heard a post
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16832 on: March 11, 2023, 07:04:59 am »

Me when post:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16833 on: March 11, 2023, 09:09:28 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16834 on: March 11, 2023, 03:41:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16835 on: March 17, 2023, 04:25:58 pm »

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The devil seems like he should be pretty strong but I don’t know his relative power level compared to Jesus and the other guys.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16836 on: March 18, 2023, 01:43:39 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16837 on: March 19, 2023, 01:45:07 am »

I did not shit out those crotch goblins.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16838 on: March 20, 2023, 10:06:27 am »

you've hydrogenated my nuts for the last time
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16840 on: March 29, 2023, 10:51:20 am »

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I would say it's not ethical, but eating meat is also not ethical and I had a cheeseburger for lunch yesterday.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16841 on: April 14, 2023, 01:57:46 pm »

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MF'er thought when you put beef between two pieces of bread there is a chemical reaction and that's what makes it bad for you.

I can't stop laughing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16842 on: April 16, 2023, 03:50:11 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16843 on: April 24, 2023, 01:38:37 pm »

Some old woman tried to mug me. I resisted, she attacked me with a knife. After punching her in the face a few times, several more people tried shanking me. Eventually my leg broke, and I tried running into the city hall. Didn't help, and the cops did nothing about it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16844 on: April 24, 2023, 08:58:13 pm »

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