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[Toast024]

No, just anything falling into smr is eated.

Wait, is everything that lands in it seriously eated? I was thinking that was just a rumor.

[Skelodwarf]

The SMR is a Ferali?

(10 Dwarven Roasts to anyone who get's this)

[breadbocks]

Yeah. And the clowns take the role of the godking. My favorite part was when Logan overrides the godking's control on Lilly. At least I think that was her name... Reread time!

[Skelodwarf]

I love you!

That trilogy was epic! I just recently lent it to a friend, and was reminded of how epic it was, so I re-read it in under a week. It was thoroughly satisfying.

My personal favourite part was... Well... It's all equally epic.

Seriously drawing in a blank here, too much epicness all around...

Probably when Vi and Kylar are working together to infiltrate the castle, and ho shi- !!Kylar!!

[breadbocks]

During the invasion of the castle Durzo was pretty epic too. "Give me your bow." He emptied the whole damn quiver into the officers of the battle. In less than half a minute. Same thing goes for when Kylar set the bridge on fire. Oh and "The Night Angels are Immortal, not Invincible" was a pretty epic Chekhov's gun. The list goes on. Unfortunately, the tvTropes page doesn't recognize most of them.

EDIT:OK, one last one. "So first you kill a King and now your going after a Goddess? If you don't figure out a way to kill continents next, you're going to have to retire."

[Biag]

What are you guys talking about because I want to read this.

I never really know what to use the tubes for... garbage chutes? Magma pipes? Elven diplomat stockpile?

[breadbocks]

Night Angel Trilogy. Sadly, no more will be made. The dude really made one plot, but it was so damn long and epic, it turned into 3 full sized books by the end of it.

[Skelodwarf]

The Night Angel trilogy by Brent Weeks. It's an amazing trilogy, with some more risque parts, but great for anyone over the age of 14 who loves to read.

And thank you so much for that Durzo quote, I had forgotten it, and it brought a bought of laughter to me. It was quite pleasent.

In return,

"... Get up in three seconds, I'm gonna nail you with a biscuit."
and

"Wait, does that mean you can make yourself look like anything? So you could be a girl?"
"I don't want to hear about your twisted fantasies,"

[breadbocks]

That one made me crack up. Let me get out my copy of one of them and see what I fi-
Oh right. Best line in Way of the Shadows:

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King: GO FUCK!

[Skelodwarf]

Poor Logan, staying a virgin for SOOOOOOO long. Does he eventually lose it to Jenny? I can't remember. (Nevermind, I remember now, she's all worried because she's impure.)

But seriously, if I was him, I'd kill Jenine, I get locked up, in the worst place ever, never get any fun, and she runs off to have sex with some fat bald dude. (Dunno why, but I've always felt that Dorian is fat).

Book (Trilogy) is so epic. I wanna read it agin, but I wanna read House of Leaves first.

[breadbocks]

Wasn't Janine's fault she got necro'd. And are you sure you aren't thinking of Kylar? 'Cause I thought Logan already had sex with Sarah. And IIRC, all the futures that were possible at the time of Jenine getting Necro'd tied up at her marrying Dorian.

[Aramco]

No, just anything falling into smr is eated.

Wait, is everything that lands in it seriously eated? I was thinking that was just a rumor.

What is SMR? Everytime someone mentions something like that, and I have to ask what it means, then I feel a little stupider each time.

[breadbocks]

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Semi Molten Rock.

[Aramco]

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Semi Molten Rock.

See? It's always something obvious. Like (G)iant (D)esert (S)corpion, or (G)iant (C)ave (S)pider, or something. Thanks, though.