And that's not an euphemism. I've got some trees grown inside my closed-circuit water piping that block the drainage and leave me very unhappy. Due to various reasons this particular part of tunnels was very tricky to install service access to, so I didn't. And now trees. With some precise digging and some well-timed floodgate action I can probably temporarily re-route the waterflow and clean the pipe, but this is a one time solution and I've got the feeling some more trees are on the way.
So what can I do to prevent them trees from growing? Stuffing the pipe full of upwards stairways will probably work, but it will look stupid and I won't be having stupid in my pipes.
Also, on an unrelated subject, how do you capture megabeasts? I would really like some caged ancient monstrosities inside my day care center - education, you see - but they strongly disagree on the subject.
I made this room full of cage traps with a support and a piece of rock on top - supposedly megabests destroy the support, choke on the ensuing dust and fall unconscious. Well, they don't destroy the support. Statues, yes, drawbridges closed in the wrong direction, yes, but not supports, even if they have nothing else to do for a long periods of time. So I linked the support to topple on a lever pull - and as it turned out them bastards are immune to dustbagging, even the ones with more ore less normal anatomy. So I've bult some floor pieces to fall on megabeasts' heads - but they either kill it right away (rarely) or have no effect other than destroying cage traps directly below. So what do I do now? Modding dwarves to shoot webs (as wiki suggests) is out of the question.