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[janglur]

So yeah.  I saw the doctors yesterday and my liver shows abnormally elevated activity, indicating a problem.  My first thought?

"Damn horses."

[Mike Mayday]

Cue in "Bad liver and a broken heart" by Tom Waits

[janglur]

Hehee.

It's odd.  I don't do drugs, and don't drink.  So 'tis a mystery.


Maybe I should drink more sunshine?

[NKDietrich]

My doctor told me I had elevated liver function and to get additional tests, when I went in for some stomach problems.

I said "Huh thats weird." and then went home and took another handful of Tylenol and a few shots of vodka for my toothache. No joke, acetaminophen can really make your liver go nuts.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Hehee.

It's odd.  I don't do drugs, and don't drink.  So 'tis a mystery.


Maybe I should drink more sunshine?

Yes. A few of those soothing elven herbs might help.

[ZhangC1459]

Hehee.

It's odd.  I don't do drugs, and don't drink.  So 'tis a mystery.


Maybe I should drink more sunshine?

Yes. A few of those soothing pussy elven herbs might help.

[janglur]

My doctor told me I had elevated liver function and to get additional tests, when I went in for some stomach problems.

I said "Huh thats weird." and then went home and took another handful of Tylenol and a few shots of vodka for my toothache. No joke, acetaminophen can really make your liver go nuts.

Hmm, may have a connection.  I had gone in for an ulcer (no H. Pylori infection).  That was swiftly remedied, but the blood tests showed an elevated RBC (As in, VERY elevacted) and some stuffy liver function.

[NKDietrich]

My doctor told me I had elevated liver function and to get additional tests, when I went in for some stomach problems.

I said "Huh thats weird." and then went home and took another handful of Tylenol and a few shots of vodka for my toothache. No joke, acetaminophen can really make your liver go nuts.

Hmm, may have a connection.  I had gone in for an ulcer (no H. Pylori infection).  That was swiftly remedied, but the blood tests showed an elevated RBC (As in, VERY elevacted) and some stuffy liver function.

Yeah an ulcer is what I was concerned about. They gave me some prescription something or other, I took that for a while before meals and whatever the problem was went away.

[ghosteh]

or you could spend all day, every day, in bed