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Author Topic: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)  (Read 13189 times)

Eagle_eye

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Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« on: October 02, 2010, 07:55:18 pm »

What's the most horrific/awesome/weird clown you've discovered? For me, it was a brine monster, an emaciated worm made of salt...
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2010, 08:16:54 pm »

A penguin brute, who happens to lack a mouth, has a tail, and "it knows and intones the names of all it encounters".
Big mouthless tailed penguin is watching you.
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2010, 09:40:31 pm »

A penguin brute, who happens to lack a mouth, has a tail, and "it knows and intones the names of all it encounters".
Big mouthless tailed penguin is watching you.

Wait, how does it intone names without a mouth?
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2010, 10:11:19 pm »

A penguin brute, who happens to lack a mouth, has a tail, and "it knows and intones the names of all it encounters".
Big mouthless tailed penguin is watching you.
That my friend is freaking scary, you officially won this thread on reply 2.
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2010, 10:15:26 pm »

A penguin brute, who happens to lack a mouth, has a tail, and "it knows and intones the names of all it encounters".
Big mouthless tailed penguin is watching you.

Wait, how does it intone names without a mouth?

I don't know, but it still does.   That's the creepiest part.
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2010, 10:33:34 pm »

Try talking with your mouth taped shut. That's how it sounds. Which makes it even creepier as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 10:49:41 pm »

Except it's taped over with [MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SKIN:SKIN_TEMPLATE].
This... if this shows up in my dreams I will drown you in magma.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 11:34:14 pm »

Except it's taped over with [MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SKIN:SKIN_TEMPLATE].
This... if this shows up in my dreams I will drown you in magma.
To get at him, you'll need to fight through the Penguin... Are you willing to go anywhere NEAR that thing?
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2010, 11:58:59 pm »

 :-X "I shall consume your soul, Urist... dood..."
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2010, 12:00:47 am »

I'm not sure if this thread has already derailed or if it's merely imminent.
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2010, 12:05:35 am »

a Elephant without a Lower Body that Sets Fires And Has a Fetish for Killing Dwarves(no shit , That One Elephant Ran past my War Eagles without even Stopping to Greet them just to Eat up a Dwarf)

Yes , It Sounds like a Boatmurdered "Elephant" , If you are so Bold to Call it that
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2010, 12:08:38 am »

God, that penguin reminds me of this:  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2010, 12:18:39 am »

I almost linked to that.
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Re: Clown Showcase (SPOILERS)
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2010, 02:28:49 am »

No, it made me want to link to this:  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel

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