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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109320 on: September 15, 2016, 03:26:50 pm »

My glutes are sore. From pushups.

Maybe your body is unused to bridging? If they took a while to do it might make some sort of sense.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109321 on: September 15, 2016, 09:45:03 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109322 on: September 15, 2016, 09:59:04 pm »

uGGHGGU.

I want to play this damn game, Streets Of Rogue. It's in Alpha and it looks really, really fun. The alpha is free. However, for whatever reason, no matter how many redownloads I preform... It blackscreens.

Well. not quite. It blackscreens, but I am able to move my cursor. There is a floating red box in the corner, and the words 'new text' in the opposite. In fact...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109323 on: September 15, 2016, 10:10:26 pm »

i just did some math and realized that power levels in the DBZ mod go 1000 orders of magnitude above what lua can actually handle

wait, lemme repeat that: 1000 orders of magnitude.

Its order of magnitude is an order of magnitude above the highest order of magnitude that Lua can handle.

God dammit.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109324 on: September 15, 2016, 10:12:26 pm »

uGGHGGU.

I want to play this damn game, Streets Of Rogue. It's in Alpha and it looks really, really fun. The alpha is free. However, for whatever reason, no matter how many redownloads I preform... It blackscreens.

Well. not quite. It blackscreens, but I am able to move my cursor. There is a floating red box in the corner, and the words 'new text' in the opposite. In fact...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too many genres.

Considering what it's named after, you would also hope brawler wasn't the fifth one listed.
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« Reply #109325 on: September 15, 2016, 10:13:14 pm »

i just did some math and realized that power levels in the DBZ mod go 1000 orders of magnitude above what lua can actually handle

wait, lemme repeat that: 1000 orders of magnitude.

Its order of magnitude is an order of magnitude above the highest order of magnitude that Lua can handle.

God dammit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109326 on: September 15, 2016, 10:16:40 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109327 on: September 15, 2016, 10:17:21 pm »

i just did some math and realized that power levels in the DBZ mod go 1000 orders of magnitude above what lua can actually handle

wait, lemme repeat that: 1000 orders of magnitude.

Its order of magnitude is an order of magnitude above the highest order of magnitude that Lua can handle.

God dammit.
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I had a divisor in the exponent off by 3 orders of magnitude when calculating in a calculator instead of in the code LOL

10^3==1000

there you go, that was the problem

the code was correct

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109328 on: September 15, 2016, 10:20:49 pm »

uGGHGGU.

I want to play this damn game, Streets Of Rogue. It's in Alpha and it looks really, really fun. The alpha is free. However, for whatever reason, no matter how many redownloads I preform... It blackscreens.

Well. not quite. It blackscreens, but I am able to move my cursor. There is a floating red box in the corner, and the words 'new text' in the opposite. In fact...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too many genres.

Considering what it's named after, you would also hope brawler wasn't the fifth one listed.
I wish it would bloody work. The singular time it worked I had a blast. This is, as the kids say, Fucking Stupid.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109329 on: September 15, 2016, 10:22:33 pm »

uGGHGGU.

I want to play this damn game, Streets Of Rogue. It's in Alpha and it looks really, really fun. The alpha is free. However, for whatever reason, no matter how many redownloads I preform... It blackscreens.

Well. not quite. It blackscreens, but I am able to move my cursor. There is a floating red box in the corner, and the words 'new text' in the opposite. In fact...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too many genres.

Considering what it's named after, you would also hope brawler wasn't the fifth one listed.
I wish it would bloody work. The singular time it worked I had a blast. This is, as the kids say, Fucking Stupid.
So what does it play like? Does it try to fit into so many categories that it doesn't really fit into any?
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« Reply #109330 on: September 15, 2016, 10:23:56 pm »

It's great fun, I'm having a ball. Poor KoSS. :P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109331 on: September 15, 2016, 10:28:26 pm »

oh hey a new build of it is out
and it
still
doesn't work
WISH THERE WAS A BUG REPORT OR SOmETHING AHAHA I HATE THIS
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« Reply #109332 on: September 15, 2016, 10:30:06 pm »

Patience, padawan :P

Sometimes autocorrect is awesome.
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #109333 on: September 15, 2016, 11:15:39 pm »

Quit. They obviously have systemic incompetence in their managerial staff, and they may have financial problems in the near future. They are probably looking for a way to economize on employee pay anyway. There are other jobs available, don't take that shit from them. I would have recommended recording the conversation if you asked while its happening.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109334 on: September 16, 2016, 04:22:13 pm »

Today I have met a person that thinks a fairly richly upholstered chair -- pretty big, faux leather, fine stuffing, etc., etc., the kind of thing you see behind a large solid wood desk in someone's home office -- is going to last any meaningful amount of time outside in florida weather.

It's, like. Yes, it's not going to get directly rained on (probably, sometimes the rain decides horizontal is a fun direction to travel). But humidity. Dew. Bugs. Heat, even without direct sunlight. The chair was already not in the most amazing of shape, really. Far from bad, but it's definitely used. And now it's been given the death knell of decaying furnishings. Within a few months, the stuffing will be molding and infested with bugs (ticks, fleas, bedbugs, who knows! The floridian roulette of vermin infestation has many results, none of them good), the covering will be chewed upon by who knows what, and there's non-negligible odds the wood involved in its construction will have started to either warp or rot. God help anything that's metal and exposed -- there's some that can manage that, but they're generally not used in chairs designed for interior use.

Folks. There's a reason if it's sitting outside in florida, it probably doesn't have much on it, and what it does is probably cheap, easily removable for cleaning, or of a material that doesn't weather hard. This chair is none of the above (though I think it was got cheaply, even if the original cost wasn't).
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