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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109380 on: September 18, 2016, 04:09:43 am »
Please don't touch your pet gecko in the middle of the night. It is trying to sleep. Please no gexxy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109381 on: September 18, 2016, 05:56:25 am »
Quote from: NullForceOmega on September 18, 2016, 03:40:23 am
Assemble your dice, place the latest offender separate but within view of the assembled dice, destroy latest offender with large hammer, replace remaining dice in bag.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109382 on: September 18, 2016, 12:30:20 pm »
Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109383 on: September 18, 2016, 12:33:43 pm »
It's like the Roman one in ten rule.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109384 on: September 18, 2016, 12:58:37 pm »
Quote from: NullForceOmega on September 18, 2016, 12:30:20 pm
Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109385 on: September 18, 2016, 01:00:02 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on September 18, 2016, 12:58:37 pm
Quote from: NullForceOmega on September 18, 2016, 12:30:20 pm
Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
Also known as "submission" :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109386 on: September 18, 2016, 01:01:27 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on September 18, 2016, 01:00:02 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on September 18, 2016, 12:58:37 pm
Quote from: NullForceOmega on September 18, 2016, 12:30:20 pm
Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
Also known as "submission" :P
Not really.  But let's not get into a semantics debate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109387 on: September 18, 2016, 01:06:48 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on September 18, 2016, 01:01:27 pm
Quote from: hector13 on September 18, 2016, 01:00:02 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on September 18, 2016, 12:58:37 pm
Quote from: NullForceOmega on September 18, 2016, 12:30:20 pm
Yeah, that one has been floating around probably since the seventies.  I have a friend who claims he was witness to the actual event, or one that was eerily similar.  Maybe all D&D nerds just have an innate desire to terrify their dice into submission.
No, we want to terrify them into doing our bidding.
Also known as "submission" :P
Not really.  But let's not get into a semantics debate.
Okay.
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109388 on: September 18, 2016, 01:08:34 pm »
Where's Waldo?

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« Reply #109389 on: September 18, 2016, 01:10:20 pm »
One of the sniffer dogs is the same colour as the grass.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #109390 on: September 18, 2016, 01:19:30 pm »
I found his hat!
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« Reply #109391 on: September 18, 2016, 01:37:09 pm »
I wonder where his pants are though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #109392 on: September 18, 2016, 01:48:20 pm »
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« Reply #109393 on: September 18, 2016, 02:24:13 pm »
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« Reply #109394 on: September 18, 2016, 02:40:24 pm »
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