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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13805704 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110325 on: October 03, 2016, 01:38:52 pm »

*7/11 guy ducks under the counter, comes back up in a beekeeper suit*
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« Reply #110326 on: October 03, 2016, 01:42:56 pm »

*7/11 gut says "sorry, there's not much I can do about that."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110327 on: October 03, 2016, 01:57:24 pm »

*7/11 guy smacks a blank spot on the wall, cigarette rack slowly rotates to show rack upon rack of future-tech beeslaying gear.

*lights a cigar*

"time to go to work"
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« Reply #110328 on: October 03, 2016, 02:01:49 pm »

*7/11 guy sells you a flyswatter*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110329 on: October 03, 2016, 02:02:22 pm »

*7/11 guy turns around, is a bee*
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« Reply #110330 on: October 03, 2016, 02:12:24 pm »

*7/11 guy goes to backroom, bows down to honeycomb altar*
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« Reply #110331 on: October 03, 2016, 02:20:20 pm »

*7/11 guy nods. Odd cracks begin to appear around his eyes. His skin begins to peel. It falls off in great chunks. You notice a low drone in the shop, and you cannot tell if it has just begun, or if it was there all the time, but you didn't notice. He reaches up and rips off his face.

He is an insect, a giant wasp, unnaturally contorted into the shape of a man. The drone, sounding like a feverish cacaphony of flutes, picks up, almost musical. The sun sets. Blazing, orange light floods through the shop. It flickers, and is blotted out, and outside, you hear the sound of millions and millions of swarming insect warriors.*

"Look at me", he rasps and clatters, "Look at me. I am the Future. We are the Future."

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« Reply #110332 on: October 03, 2016, 02:23:17 pm »

Then you point out that bees are an endangered species, and that there won't technically bee a future if they die out.
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« Reply #110333 on: October 03, 2016, 02:30:36 pm »

Not to worry. We are putting Plan Bee into motion. Rise up against the vertebrate menace! Long live the Queen! Buzzah! Buzzah!! BUZZAAAHH!!

Oh, no need to worry, fellow bones-inside-body! Bees are harmless little creatures. It's the bumblebees we ought to watch out for.

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« Reply #110334 on: October 03, 2016, 02:44:31 pm »

TO BEE.



OT NOT TO BEE.
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« Reply #110335 on: October 03, 2016, 02:47:35 pm »

Watchu talking smack about bumblebees? Bumblebees are the shit!

It's the africanized honey bees need to stahp beeing. Murderous little psychopaths.
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« Reply #110336 on: October 03, 2016, 02:51:02 pm »

I like bees.

It's those damn paper wasps that are everywhere that need to die to horrible wasp death plague.  Can't even trim the hedges anymore.
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« Reply #110337 on: October 03, 2016, 02:54:06 pm »

I like those flies that pretend to be bees.  They are always after my food too, but I can keep smacking them away because they don't have stingers.
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« Reply #110338 on: October 03, 2016, 02:59:09 pm »

We have told them to beehave, but... Well, it's a rough neighbourhood. And there is only so much you can do until it gets icky. I was rather gruffly told to check my privilege last time. And when I don't, I get to hear "Oh, Round-Up, la-dee-da! We used to dream about a whiff of Round-Up in the morning!" all day long.

I like bees.

It's those damn paper wasps that are everywhere that need to die to horrible wasp death plague.  Can't even trim the hedges anymore.

They worry me, too. "Paper for the People" this, "Sting down the Enemies of the Proletariat" that, when they come stealing hard working bee's honey. Buzzling hell, they don't even have a proper monarchy.

I like those flies that pretend to be bees.  They are always after my food too, but I can keep smacking them away because they don't have stingers.

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« Reply #110339 on: October 03, 2016, 03:03:51 pm »

Bees, bumblebees, wasps... pfah. They're petty annoyances at worst. There is only one enemy, and his name is Mosquito. I would give my soul to see him and his misbegotten kind eradicated from this world.
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