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Levi

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110340 on: October 03, 2016, 03:09:33 pm »

Bees, bumblebees, wasps... pfah. They're petty annoyances at worst. There is only one enemy, and his name is Mosquito. I would give my soul to see him and his misbegotten kind eradicated from this world.

We really should just wipe them from the earth.  They murder a million of us every year, I think they deserve a good genocide.

I wouldn't be surprised if they kill and make other animals miserable too.  Like this poor itchy snake:

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110341 on: October 03, 2016, 03:14:17 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110342 on: October 03, 2016, 03:27:58 pm »

"Look at me", he rasps and clatters, "Look at me. I am the Future. We are the Future."
Can I bear your children/larvae/what have you?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110343 on: October 03, 2016, 03:30:59 pm »

The last two pages are even funnier knowing that there's a now-defunct underground chemistry forum whose members used to call themselves 'bees'. It was even called The Hive, too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110344 on: October 03, 2016, 03:39:22 pm »

These pages have been the bee all end all of this thread. Ten honeycombs out of ten.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110345 on: October 03, 2016, 03:43:08 pm »

Bees, bumblebees, wasps... pfah. They're petty annoyances at worst. There is only one enemy, and his name is Mosquito. I would give my soul to see him and his misbegotten kind eradicated from this world.

Never eat a swallow's nest, they're on the frontline of the war on mosquitoism.

"Look at me", he rasps and clatters, "Look at me. I am the Future. We are the Future."
Can I bear your children/larvae/what have you?

"Oh, I thought you would never ask" *Sexy saxophone, gratuitous chitinous pex shots, a lot of references to stingers*

These pages have been the bee all end all of this thread. Ten honeycombs out of ten.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110346 on: October 03, 2016, 03:49:31 pm »

No matter how sane or stable the person, anyone is only a small push away from making a bee joke. It's the human condition at work.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110347 on: October 03, 2016, 03:50:08 pm »

The last two pages are even funnier knowing that there's a now-defunct underground chemistry forum whose members used to call themselves 'bees'. It was even called The Hive, too.
Ah, they're just has bee[n]s.
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« Reply #110348 on: October 03, 2016, 03:51:43 pm »

Accurate! The successor in spirit is called 'The Vespiary'. I shit you not.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110349 on: October 03, 2016, 04:03:25 pm »

did someone say bees.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110350 on: October 03, 2016, 04:13:50 pm »

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« Reply #110351 on: October 03, 2016, 04:16:59 pm »

At this rate we're going to accidentally summon Nicholas Cage.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110352 on: October 03, 2016, 04:20:31 pm »

What's this? An unusual outburst of bee-related posts?
A briefcase full of BEES will put a stop to that!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #110354 on: October 03, 2016, 04:24:15 pm »

EVERYONE GETS A BEE.

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