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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 10189670 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112260 on: October 30, 2016, 04:23:32 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112261 on: October 30, 2016, 05:30:39 am »

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Whoa whoa whoa forget that above stuff here is a REAL WTF

I watched a show with a character... who had a prosthetic leg...

And it wasn't to meet a "Inclusiveness" quota or a plot point.

What the Heck!?!
« Last Edit: October 30, 2016, 06:40:02 am by Neonivek »
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« Reply #112262 on: October 30, 2016, 07:06:00 am »

Was it last night that I was supposed to set the clocks back an hour? Crap.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112263 on: October 30, 2016, 07:24:54 am »

I've got this mental picture of the old kings entering pacts with the frost giants or something. Or Moses showing up with his big exploit guide in tow in exhange for meatballs.

Damn that Moses, always speedrunning the Red Sea and glitching naysayers into the landscape.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112264 on: October 30, 2016, 07:41:51 am »

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Whoa whoa whoa forget that above stuff here is a REAL WTF

I watched a show with a character... who had a prosthetic leg...

And it wasn't to meet a "Inclusiveness" quota or a plot point.

What the Heck!?!

Was it Star Wars?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112265 on: October 30, 2016, 07:42:43 am »

No it was Thunderbirds are Go

Starwars? PFT! yeah freeken right.

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Thunderbirds Are Go also has another WTF for me...

In that the second season villain has an... Excessively "awesome" theme...

I mean it is a great theme but I first heard it and I was like "Wait are the Angels of the Apocalypse coming?"... For a Tech villain, it is so out of place.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112266 on: October 30, 2016, 08:17:56 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112267 on: October 30, 2016, 08:30:15 am »

I heard it is another patient of origin story syndrome

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« Reply #112268 on: October 30, 2016, 08:42:33 am »

Origin Story Syndrome?
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« Reply #112269 on: October 30, 2016, 08:50:50 am »

I've got this mental picture of the old kings entering pacts with the frost giants or something. Or Moses showing up with his big exploit guide in tow in exhange for meatballs.

Damn that Moses, always speedrunning the Red Sea and glitching naysayers into the landscape.

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« Reply #112270 on: October 30, 2016, 09:21:47 am »

Ever have this situation where you are watching a show and it is getting close to its ending...

and you end up begging for it to have a good worthwhile ending while you know in your heart it won't?

Edit: Ahuh yep... The show just bent over backwards to give itself a stupid dumb happy ending it didn't deserve... bashed logic over the head and made the main character not only a manipulator in the worst sense by dang near psychic.

Edit Edit: Ohh goodness the ending just keeps getting worse and worse... No consequences and they even reverse consequences...

And I LOVE big dumb happy endings... But you CANNOT set up a story like this where a character is driven to something beyond all logic, control, and morality and have the result be that nothing was lost and they lived happily ever after...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112271 on: October 30, 2016, 09:44:23 am »

Doctor Strange (at least outside that movie) was always a little dumb because at the end of the day he can solve basically any problem by pulling magic bullshit out of his ass.  Because his superpower is just "Magic".
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« Reply #112272 on: October 30, 2016, 09:49:23 am »

Doctor Strange (at least outside that movie) was always a little dumb because at the end of the day he can solve basically any problem by pulling magic bullshit out of his ass.  Because his superpower is just "Magic".

Ok Doctor Strange, Mr. Fantastic, and Superman are in a very similar situation.

In that when they are handled by bad writers... they have a magic wand that will solve all their problems.

However... let me tell you... what I have to tell people about Superman all the time.

His villains aren't bank robbers...
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« Reply #112273 on: October 30, 2016, 09:49:37 am »


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« Reply #112274 on: October 30, 2016, 10:09:45 am »

Doctor Strange (at least outside that movie) was always a little dumb because at the end of the day he can solve basically any problem by pulling magic bullshit out of his ass.  Because his superpower is just "Magic".

Ok Doctor Strange, Mr. Fantastic, and Superman are in a very similar situation.

In that when they are handled by bad writers... they have a magic wand that will solve all their problems.

However... let me tell you... what I have to tell people about Superman all the time.

His villains aren't bank robbers...
They're the American people!
Down with Superman!  Down with Superman!
So here's a WTF:  I saw Batman Vs Superman and kinda liked it :P
I had a lot of trouble following it at points (who the heck was that guy in the collapsing building Bruce Wayne called dad??), and certain things seemed contrived or poorly paced, but I still liked it.

I was expecting to roll my eyes at Wonder Woman but her fighting style won me over.  Shield combat is cooool.
I wish the batmechasuit and batmobile sections had been longer (less parties more fighting) but eh.
Heck if I ignore the parts that didn't make sense (It being a comic movie, plus I never saw Man of Steel), I just really enjoyed it!
Maybe I have a soft spot for Humanity Fuck Yeah :P  I've always been that "Batman just needs preparation time!" guy.

Deadpool blew it out of the water of course, but that goes without saying :P

hm, I think the new ghostbusters is in the redbox too...
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