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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12995576 times)

Khan Boyzitbig

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122820 on: June 05, 2017, 09:02:07 am »

And they go great in a garlic butter sauce
You just described literally every edible animal on the face of the earth.
Unless you are allergic to garlic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122821 on: June 05, 2017, 09:03:25 am »

And they go great in a garlic butter sauce
You just described literally every edible animal on the face of the earth.
Unless you are allergic to garlic.

Khan confirmed a vampire.
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Khan Boyzitbig

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122822 on: June 05, 2017, 09:06:30 am »

And they go great in a garlic butter sauce
You just described literally every edible animal on the face of the earth.
Unless you are allergic to garlic.

Khan confirmed a vampire.
I vant to suck your blood!
Seriously though i'm not alone. And it can be literally dangerous.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122823 on: June 05, 2017, 11:34:58 am »

And they go great in a garlic butter sauce
You just described literally every edible animal on the face of the earth.
Unless you are allergic to garlic.
Only the weak are allergic to garlic
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122824 on: June 05, 2017, 11:35:06 am »

Do leeches that feed on a vampire become vampire leeches? Does this run the risk of them infecting every other animal with vampirism? Are vampire leeches in any way distinguishable from normal leeches besides bursting into sparklesflames in sunlight?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122825 on: June 05, 2017, 11:35:40 am »

Khan confirmed a vampire.
I vant to suck your blood!
Seriously though i'm not alone.

Indeed, Hanslanda's blood smell delish
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122826 on: June 05, 2017, 11:58:39 am »

Do leeches that feed on a vampire become vampire leeches? Does this run the risk of them infecting every other animal with vampirism? Are vampire leeches in any way distinguishable from normal leeches besides bursting into sparklesflames in sunlight?

Its very rare for leeches to transmit diseases, so its probably fine. 
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Khan Boyzitbig

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122827 on: June 05, 2017, 11:58:40 am »

Do leeches that feed on a vampire become vampire leeches? Does this run the risk of them infecting every other animal with vampirism? Are vampire leeches in any way distinguishable from normal leeches besides bursting into sparklesflames in sunlight?
They often have blood red streaks on their flanks, are about 95% teeth and detonate violently when exposed to UV light. They don't usually transmit vampirism and are repelled by those who have consumed garlic. Also capable of turning into mist but this doesn't save them from sunlight unlike most humanoid vampires with the same ability.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122828 on: June 05, 2017, 12:07:47 pm »

Do leeches that feed on a vampire become vampire leeches? Does this run the risk of them infecting every other animal with vampirism? Are vampire leeches in any way distinguishable from normal leeches besides bursting into sparklesflames in sunlight?
In World of Darkness terms, they would probably become thralls instead of vampires. So, abnormally buff mind-controlled leeches. That seems like a pretty cool power to have.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122829 on: June 05, 2017, 12:41:37 pm »

So, a swamp vampire could theoretically gain legions of thrall leeches, mosquitoes, ticks, and every other horrible blood sucking thing imaginable- by accident?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122830 on: June 05, 2017, 01:02:42 pm »

And manage to accomplish all of jack shit with their army of invertebrate pests.

Though these are vampire thrall pests, so do they have to worry about pesticides? Getting slapped with fly swatters? Or are they still vulnerable to normal means of killing them?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122831 on: June 05, 2017, 01:05:47 pm »

DR 10/Magic ticks.

Dear god, that would be so cruel.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122832 on: June 05, 2017, 01:55:32 pm »

please never say something so viscerally awful again
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122833 on: June 05, 2017, 02:16:55 pm »

Now ticks are a big and growing problem in Europe, or at least over here in the Netherlands. Lyme disease is no joke, and is a threat to national productivity, creating thousands of chronically ill people each year, despite public awareness campaigns.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #122834 on: June 05, 2017, 02:17:42 pm »

And manage to accomplish all of jack shit with their army of invertebrate pests.

Though these are vampire thrall pests, so do they have to worry about pesticides? Getting slapped with fly swatters? Or are they still vulnerable to normal means of killing them?
I mean real life militaries have lost battles because it rains and they have to march/drive through the mud.  Morale problems and inconveniences can win battles.  Imagine if 2 minutes before every battle a thick cloud of mosquitoes swarmed over you and your buddies.  Or if every night malevolent leeches squiggled into your camp.  It wouldn't kill you, but damn if I wouldn't want to fight the guy that could do that.
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