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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127245 on: October 03, 2017, 05:05:56 am »

That's awesome! How did you find out?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127246 on: October 03, 2017, 05:52:09 am »

He recognized my name and pmed me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127247 on: October 03, 2017, 06:12:05 am »

Depending on the grass, the roots and young shoots can be steamed, and are quite nutritious, if a bit fibrous. Adult grass, not so much, unless you can digest cellulose like a cow or goat.

Ah yes, that's all well and good, but it was during a famine, so there was basically no grass around.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127248 on: October 03, 2017, 06:56:20 am »

It's one hell of a famine when even the grasses are fucked.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127249 on: October 03, 2017, 07:51:45 am »

It was also winter, and a very cold and snowy one at that. Grass was buried deep under snow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127250 on: October 03, 2017, 11:09:28 am »

It's one hell of a famine when even the grasses are fucked.

It was also winter, and a very cold and snowy one at that. Grass was buried deep under snow.

The rhizome does not magically disappear just because it did not rain that summer, or because snow fell. It is the rhizome that contains most of the nutrition, and is what can be steamed.  Granted, digging it up is not pleasant in the snow-- what with frozen ground and all, but on the plus side you only need to dig in the first foot or so of the soil.
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« Reply #127251 on: October 03, 2017, 01:59:07 pm »

Wait, could we breed grass into a plant where we harvest the rhizomes? That would be /neat/ - much fewer pesticides needed, because normal plants don't exactly react well to being mown or grazed all the time.
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« Reply #127252 on: October 03, 2017, 02:03:08 pm »

Wait, could we breed grass into a plant where we harvest the rhizomes? That would be /neat/ - much fewer pesticides needed, because normal plants don't exactly react well to being mown or grazed all the time.

How does tolerance to mowing equate to pest resistance?
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« Reply #127253 on: October 03, 2017, 02:29:54 pm »

1)Plant is eaten by pest
2)Plant grows back like a mother ogling hydra.
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« Reply #127254 on: October 03, 2017, 02:31:12 pm »

1)Plant is eaten by pest
2)Plant grows back like a mother ogling hydra.
3) pests grow more numerous
4) equilibrium between plant growth and pest consumption is reached. Inefficiencies in yield remain.
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« Reply #127255 on: October 03, 2017, 03:05:16 pm »

5)Plant evolves to eat pests. More nutritious yield produced.
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« Reply #127256 on: October 03, 2017, 03:08:18 pm »

6) Plant evolves further to eat humans. Plant becomes dominant species.
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« Reply #127257 on: October 03, 2017, 03:18:03 pm »

7) dominant human-eating plants overeat humans, then need to develop mangriculture to maintain supply.

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« Reply #127258 on: October 03, 2017, 03:19:46 pm »

8 ) Dinosaur EATS man, woman inherits the earth.
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« Reply #127259 on: October 03, 2017, 03:21:02 pm »

But woman was hallucination, because of lack of potato. Dinosaur sad now, but is also hallucination.
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