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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13135129 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131115 on: February 27, 2018, 03:34:25 am »

Mount the bed, bed the mount.

Dragon riders, ho!

Best lizard brothel within sixty material planes.

Make sure to also go with the grain. Cats get annoyed, scales get snippy.

Why do I wake up to this, brain.

Also bloody hell you've got your sexism backwards bb. It's old stupid masculinity crap that's still keeping people from wrapping their bigger head around males being victimized by females more than most things. If it'd been male on male there probably would have been notably more uproar, ha. Brain also wants to know why it's waking up to this, too, but now that I'm cognizant enough to notice it's ree reeing again, it's less confused :V
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131116 on: February 27, 2018, 03:36:57 am »

Mount the bed, bed the mount.

Dragon riders, ho!

Best lizard brothel within sixty material planes.

Make sure to also go with the grain. Cats get annoyed, scales get snippy.

Why do I wake up to this, brain.

Also bloody hell you've got your sexism backwards bb. It's old stupid masculinity crap that's still keeping people from wrapping their bigger head around males being victimized by females more than most things. If it'd been male on male there probably would have been notably more uproar, ha. Brain also wants to know why it's waking up to this, too, but now that I'm cognizant enough to notice it's ree reeing again, it's less confused :V

Nope, they're both things.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131117 on: February 27, 2018, 03:41:00 am »

brain also wants to know why words "more than most things" so hard to parse, but it's a quarter to three in the morning so time of day will be blamed

what do you mean they're in a different time zone it's too early for time zone bullshit, you're all central standard now to back to sleep
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131118 on: February 27, 2018, 03:42:41 am »

Note that in most European countries, and, indeed, a good chunk of the US  16 is   actually the age of consent.  I find someone in his or her twenties getting laid with someone who is 16 unusual (because age differences usually mean very different life perspectives), but I certainly dont  think it constitutes rape by default.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131119 on: February 27, 2018, 10:41:54 am »

So, I'm at the gym, and there's a small blonde girl who looks really unassuming... until she walks over to the heavy weight lifting section and just starts powerlifting the ever living fuck out of some weights. I'm ashamed of the side-eye gawking I did, but Jesus Christ that was a super woman. The extremely high level of strength, competency, and motivation on display, honestly made me scared of her. I didn't talk to her, but I wanted to tell her that I was just IMPRESSED, just totally in awe, but I thought that would be weird and I was frightened to start with.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2018, 10:47:02 am by JoshuaFH »
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« Reply #131120 on: February 27, 2018, 10:43:38 am »

You did well not to. Snu snu is both transcendent and terrifying.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131121 on: February 27, 2018, 02:51:39 pm »

Quote from: wikipedia
Communities of female banded mongooses (Mungos mungo) synchronize their whelping to the same day to deter infanticide by dominant females.[19]
Yeesh. Evolutionary game theory has some pretty amazing end results.
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« Reply #131122 on: February 27, 2018, 05:21:08 pm »

Where's the rage thread? I really need it.

Almost quit my job again today, only talked out of it as I was leaving at the end of the day by my sister. The district manager came by, the supervisor tells him that the reason I get backed up in what I'm doing is my fault; it's not, it's because literally everyone else puts speed over quality control, I have to clean up the inevitable mess and there's only me doing my job 99.9% of the time. So, the DM essentially eliminates my position, and the supervisor gives me work that literally takes four people to do, as in four entirely different tasks that take a different person each, and I have to juggle all four at once. A few minutes later when she realizes this isn't going to work(several minutes after I realized it), instead of doing a reasonable thing about someone with a massive over-workload, she just gets very nasty with me the entire day.

I also showed my sister the photographs I've been taking of people trapping me into a corner, over a dozen in a 6-week period. She wasn't happy about that.


Separately, I learned that my nephew, who lives in Florida, went over to a friend's house, where friend and two other friends jumped him and beat the shit out of him. Then one of the "friend"'s father comes, pulls my nephew away, and possibly cracked the back of his skull open with a baseball bat. No arrests so far, and I can help but doubt there ever would be.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131123 on: February 27, 2018, 06:05:06 pm »

Where's the rage thread? I really need it.

Got banned many years ago because it was causing too much trouble
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« Reply #131124 on: February 27, 2018, 06:27:55 pm »

Where's the rage thread? I really need it.

Got banned many years ago because it was causing too much trouble

It surprisingly lasted for a while before getting consumed in it's own rage.

Also, wtf with Akuras nephew in Florida getting jumped by supposed friends. Who the hell does that and why did they do that?.....
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« Reply #131125 on: February 27, 2018, 06:35:31 pm »

Where's the rage thread? I really need it.

Got banned many years ago because it was causing too much trouble

It surprisingly lasted for a while before getting consumed in it's own rage.

I know that, it was more of a rhetorical statement.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #131126 on: February 27, 2018, 06:54:06 pm »

Guess who's doctor won't let them go to work. Concerning lab tests, and possibly being contagious hurray.
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« Reply #131127 on: February 27, 2018, 06:59:36 pm »

You've been forgetting the don't quote me tags recently truean, ya okay? Or maybe you just do it when you talk about work.

Anyways, from recent posts, you sound extremely stressed out, so much that it was making you sick, you really could use the R&R.
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« Reply #131128 on: February 27, 2018, 07:57:17 pm »

Yea, maybe read a book or something. Something diverting/relaxing.
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« Reply #131129 on: February 27, 2018, 08:40:31 pm »

Truean:  Now's your chance.  Play video games.
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