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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13185578 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132930 on: April 21, 2018, 01:33:56 pm »

I've been sliced open by corn and stabbed by the soft parts of broccoli. You would be surprised what can injure you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132931 on: April 21, 2018, 01:40:05 pm »

On this day you realize that DF's throwing damage is more realistic than you thought.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132932 on: April 21, 2018, 01:46:11 pm »

I've been sliced open by corn and stabbed by the soft parts of broccoli. You would be surprised what can injure you.

The veggie ninjas are a furtive bunch
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« Reply #132933 on: April 21, 2018, 02:36:35 pm »

In truth I'm pain tolerant but very risk-adverse. I just have a really intense sickening feeling at the idea of my body being damaged... but after it happens it's not so bad. Maybe seeing my own blood calms me...
Like "oh hey that's gonna leave a scar and there's nothing I can do at this point to prevent it, let's deal with the blood."
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« Reply #132934 on: April 21, 2018, 03:00:34 pm »

I used to be a wimp on the pain tolerance department when I was a kid. 25 years of migraine though changed me into that guy that tells the dentist that there's no need for sedation, just go ahead and drill that molar please.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132935 on: April 21, 2018, 03:06:40 pm »

Bah, I once had a total right lung collapse and partial left lung collapse and barely felt it. Fortunately, I insisted on going to a hosptial to know why I was out of breath, tired and had this weird sensation in my chest, or I wouldn't be typing this. Also am resistant to sedation, as I found out shortly after getting to the hospital.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132936 on: April 21, 2018, 03:13:56 pm »

Fakedit:  Oh jeez that's terrifying.  I'd take almost any death over suffocation.

I can't stand headaches, but muscle soreness and bruises feel like victory to me.  Signs of a good workout (which I know is inaccurate, it's just a learned response).
Sunburns and headaches drive me up the wall though.  I'm so glad I don't get migraines, and I drink a *lot* of water when exercising or... drinking.
I don't get a lot of cuts, but I carry some scars I feel pride/nostalgia about despite being from bad events.  It's nice to remember such strong emotional times, when life feels dreary.
Needles freak me out until they're actually in.  I don't know why, but the anticipation seriously scares me.
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« Reply #132937 on: April 21, 2018, 03:21:17 pm »

"I love the feeling of a hard workout in the morning. Feels like... victory."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132938 on: April 21, 2018, 03:30:49 pm »

Needles don't bother me at all once I realized popping some zits hurts more than a needle jab does.
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« Reply #132939 on: April 21, 2018, 03:32:45 pm »

It's not the hurt part that's bad, it's the needle. Inside you. A tiny, thin, fragile little piece of metal that's inside ur veins, sucking ur blood.
It is equally uncomfortable before and during.
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« Reply #132940 on: April 21, 2018, 03:33:26 pm »

I enjoy watching my blood fill the little vials.
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« Reply #132941 on: April 21, 2018, 03:34:59 pm »

I enjoy watching my blood fill the little vials.
Haha me too. It's always quite fascinating.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #132942 on: April 21, 2018, 03:45:22 pm »

I enjoy watching my blood fill the little vials.
Haha me too. It's always quite fascinating.


Agreed. I kinda like minor exsanguination.
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« Reply #132943 on: April 21, 2018, 03:49:59 pm »

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't mind if I was the one handling the needle.  I'm pretty okay with it when I know exactly when it'll go in, so I try to coordinate that (which opposes their training, which is to distract and jab, but they tend to play along since they see me visibly relax my arm).

It's *weird* having the needle in, but nothing compared to the anticipation.
(had to edit that sentence to dodge the OOC quote thread)
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« Reply #132944 on: April 21, 2018, 05:07:31 pm »

Started watching the Kirby anime, the English dub of which is titled Kirby: Right Back at Ya. Only a few episodes in, and I'm a little shocked at how brutal it is. I'm guessing it gets less so later on.
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