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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13163475 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133380 on: May 02, 2018, 01:19:08 pm »

Idle thoughts while driving: What if you took a stretch of roadway, and tilted every speed limit sign one or two degrees from a starting point of straight up until you hit either a 45 or 30 degree angle or thereabouts.

Would people notice? How long would it take someone to recognise what's happening as they drive along?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133381 on: May 02, 2018, 01:20:54 pm »

Clamato sounds like some kind of venereal disease.

Also, with the speed signs, you mean, like, consecutively? Like the first one is at 2, 4, 6, etc etc until they hit a 30 degree angle? I bet people would notice at 15.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133382 on: May 02, 2018, 01:25:27 pm »

Yeah, consecutively. I'm sure they'd notice the sign was tilted, but would they notice it was incrementally changing?

Though on further thought, for extra points you'd probably oscillate a bit to throw people off. Go down for three signs, up for one or two, etc. Maybe even get it up to tilting the other way before going all the way down.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133383 on: May 02, 2018, 01:25:41 pm »

The girl I went to senior prom with made a dress out of Dorito bags and I am just now seeing posts about it on social media.
All I can think about is is that I hope you ate that dorito....

I know, trow me into the bad taste joke's prison
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133384 on: May 02, 2018, 01:57:28 pm »

Whether or not it's in bad taste depends entirely upon the flavour of the Doritos.
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« Reply #133385 on: May 02, 2018, 02:11:39 pm »

More from the world of Senior Living.

Our lady of the perpetual groping has *ONCE AGAIN* gotten her nasty fingers into my dinner, after I was summoned to a room to prevent calamity.
Did I put the food out of her reach? YES.
DID SHE GET INTO IT ANYWAY? YES.
Is this the first time this has happened? NO.
Am I getting fed up with this woman constantly ruining my food, because she simply is incapable of understanding that it is not hers? YES.
Do not listen to what I'm about to say.

You should poison your own food.

Do not listen to what I just said.

Edit: okay, that's actually a serious crime, so I'll amend what I said.  You should put something disgusting in your food that you plausibly could have been eating.  Like really spicy peppers or something super bitter.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133386 on: May 02, 2018, 02:21:35 pm »

((Listen to what he said))

What, did you expect an angel to balance out his demon? Pffft, this is Bay12.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133387 on: May 02, 2018, 03:13:45 pm »

What, did you expect an angel to balance out his demon? Pffft, this is Bay12.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133388 on: May 02, 2018, 03:44:46 pm »

Well, I mean, in DF the angels are at least as bad as the devils, so it fits.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133389 on: May 02, 2018, 03:52:46 pm »

The girl I went to senior prom with made a dress out of Dorito bags and I am just now seeing posts about it on social media.

Are you the guy in the picture?

Yeah. That's me at my Senior prom, her Junior IIRC. We were just single friends that went together. That dress was dope as shit btw. She put a TON of work into it. We also used to do zombie walks together.
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« Reply #133390 on: May 02, 2018, 04:58:32 pm »

Grand Theft Auto 4 is losing most of its music, due to license expiration.

Oh, and by losing most it's music, I mean it's being patched to delete the music on existing copies of the game. My copy is already in the uncancelable Steam update queue.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133391 on: May 02, 2018, 05:19:37 pm »

One station is getting gutted, while most of the other ones are losing a song or two each.


As for why they're patching the songs out on existing copies, it is an artifact of the way Steam works. To allow existing users to keep the music, they would have to run two different "GTA IV" games on Steam, which would be a technical pain in the ass.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133392 on: May 02, 2018, 06:13:28 pm »

Grand Theft Auto games have music?
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« Reply #133393 on: May 02, 2018, 06:16:55 pm »

Grand Theft Auto games have music?
You can listen to the radio while in vehicles.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133394 on: May 02, 2018, 06:28:42 pm »

Grand Theft Auto games have music?
You can listen to the radio while in vehicles.
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