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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133440 on: May 09, 2018, 08:19:18 am »

Whenever I am on the edge of sleep, a random image of fat people tends to pop into my head, it's a little mystifying.
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« Reply #133441 on: May 09, 2018, 08:21:33 am »

Also consider that our civilization approaches psychoactive substances with "Holy shit, this stuff is illegal!"

Whereas earlier civs were more "Holy shit, this stuff is spiritual!"


I don't see much other explanation for one of the old African origin myths for yams: "There once was an old man who was so ugly, none of the village teenagers would fuck him. One day he got really randy, so he dug a dick-sized hole in the dirt and made sweet love to the ground. However, there happened to be an earth-spirit sleeping there, so the old dude got her pregnant by accident and she gave birth to a potato. Enjoy your dinner."

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133442 on: May 09, 2018, 08:44:01 am »

AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK
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« Reply #133443 on: May 09, 2018, 10:26:01 am »

Look, they were just getting the lay of the land, OK? ;P
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« Reply #133444 on: May 09, 2018, 10:28:35 am »

Look, they were just getting the lay of the land, OK? ;P
By fucking it.
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« Reply #133445 on: May 09, 2018, 11:02:29 am »

Look, they were just getting the lay of the land, OK? ;P
By fucking it.

What's wrong with that
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133446 on: May 09, 2018, 11:25:05 am »

Tetanus and ants. Don't want either down there.
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« Reply #133447 on: May 09, 2018, 12:16:41 pm »

The ants make my acorn tingle
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« Reply #133448 on: May 09, 2018, 12:17:45 pm »

The ants make my acorn tingle
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133449 on: May 09, 2018, 01:10:38 pm »

There’s a Chuck Tingle title in there somewhere.

Pounded in the Butt ‘til I birthed a root vegetable. Something like that.
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« Reply #133450 on: May 09, 2018, 01:14:53 pm »

There’s a Chuck Tingle title in there somewhere.

Pounded in the Butt ‘til I birthed a root vegetable. Something like that.

Pounded in the Butt by my own Potato Lovechild Resulting from Pounding the Earth in the Butt
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« Reply #133451 on: May 09, 2018, 01:26:08 pm »

Got an email today.
"Your package will arrive on the 8/5/2018".

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« Reply #133452 on: May 09, 2018, 01:26:33 pm »

Pounded in the Butt by my own Potato Lovechild Resulting from Pounding the Earth in the Butt
D'you think we can make some cash by selling the idea to Chuck Tingle?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133454 on: May 09, 2018, 02:06:40 pm »

Got an email today.
"Your package will arrive on the 8/5/2018".


I mean... that could be august instead of may. MM/DD/YYYY instead of DD/MM/YYYY.

Still probably be a wtf due to how far off it would be, but it'd probably involve fewer chronospheres to manage possibility!
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