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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13005828 times)

Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133725 on: May 11, 2018, 05:45:03 pm »

The ultimate lesson of Google-Fu is learning when not to use it.

Try using a different search engine, one that isn't quite as popularity-weighted as Google's admittedly very interesting algorithms are.

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« Reply #133726 on: May 11, 2018, 05:59:31 pm »

Try: poisonous spiders to consume
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« Reply #133727 on: May 11, 2018, 06:02:34 pm »

It's mostly because google is broken through the popular misconception that spiders are poisonous when they are in fact venomous.  Googled are any spiders toxic, got:
http://www.burkemuseum.org/blog/myth-spiders%E2%80%93some-poisonous-some-not
Which seems to indicate there are no poisonous spiders that we are currently aware of.  Basically go nuts with your new found um... thing.
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« Reply #133728 on: May 11, 2018, 06:09:39 pm »

Maybe that's a question that we don't have a very good answer for because we haven't tried eating every species of spider yet. In which case, do please help provide data! :P
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« Reply #133729 on: May 11, 2018, 06:28:41 pm »

Deepfry them in tempura batter. Just a gentle blast to colour the batter.
Fucking delicious tiny crispy nuggets of spider life.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133730 on: May 11, 2018, 06:31:50 pm »

I mean, you should probably make sure you don't have any sores/abrasion/lacerations in your mouth of any kind. Just in case.
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« Reply #133731 on: May 11, 2018, 06:45:52 pm »

Or eat exclusively the legs and abdomen. The venom glands are in the cephalothorax next to the brain, at the least. So that shouldnt be a problem.

@kilikan yeah that article seems like the best thus far.
And yeah we should totally just eat every spider we see and find out who dies from it
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« Reply #133732 on: May 11, 2018, 11:19:18 pm »

I once had a glass of milk fresh out of the microwave explode in my face. Not the glass, just the milk. As I added sugar.
I once watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

That was beautiful and slightly unsettling.
I'd buy the whole damn book.


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« Reply #133733 on: May 12, 2018, 05:16:59 am »

I once had a glass of milk fresh out of the microwave explode in my face. Not the glass, just the milk. As I added sugar.
I once watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

That was beautiful and slightly unsettling.
... you've never seen Apocalypse Now?  :-\
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« Reply #133734 on: May 12, 2018, 08:26:04 am »

I once had a glass of milk fresh out of the microwave explode in my face. Not the glass, just the milk. As I added sugar.
I once watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

That was beautiful and slightly unsettling.
... you've never seen Apocalypse Now?  :-\
These days, Apocalypse Now is so Apocalypse Then.

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« Reply #133735 on: May 12, 2018, 03:22:19 pm »

The apocalypse is ongoing.
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« Reply #133736 on: May 12, 2018, 04:04:22 pm »

The apocalypse happened in 1992.
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« Reply #133737 on: May 12, 2018, 04:07:26 pm »

And in 1995, civilization began to reform (Fallout 1).
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« Reply #133738 on: May 12, 2018, 04:37:57 pm »

So, according to the error being displayed, if I understand correctly, the D4Dwarf image the wiki uses doesn't exist anymore

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« Reply #133739 on: May 12, 2018, 04:46:08 pm »

So, Lifeweb has vices... Every character has to pick one vice, or choose to have a random vice. Going random gives you a 50-75% chance to not have a vice at all, but having an unplanned-for vice can occasionally be a major hassle, especially seeing as not all vices are created equal... not at all.

Every round also has a random modifier, chosen automatically upon round start. This can be things like the Baron getting special powers, the Merchant getting extra opportunites or any number of other odd little mutators. This time, we got something I'd never seen before: "Every person has the same vice".

Now, I should mention that not everything on the "vice" list is, in fact, a vice... They're all meant to be handicaps in some ways, but not all of them can be clearly defined as being some sort of guilty pleasure. This includes the "vice" of missing a particular bodypart.

This is the vice the game picked for everyone to have. It then picked the bodypart we would all lack.

It picked tongues.


And thus began the rousing and intriguing tale of Mime Fortress, the quietest stronghold on the planet... Especially interesting to those of us who spawned as peasant classes that are illiterate.
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