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[Max™]

I think it's fake luckily, there's a video of it, she poops, a long poop just falls out instantly instead of being excreted over time. If you really pooped that fast, it would have exploded out, like a veritable poop shotgun, not come out in a long rope.

Then she picks up the poop and throws it. It's a long poop, she grabs it in the middle and just throws it, yet none is left behind. e.g. it's a long floppy poop that somehow doesn't come to bits when you pick it up in the middle.

Real poop physics just doesn't work this way.

I would not admit to being such an expert about poop, bravo.

Also woke up chuckling about this and then the missus damn near killed me "yeah, she threw herself a shitfit" was sufficient to cause me to learn how hard it is to breathe when laughing uncontrollably while laying on your back.

[TamerVirus]

It's not a fake video. The woman poo thrower was arrested and it was reported in the news

[Teneb]

Yeah, I dunno why Reelya thinks it's impossible for a poop to be both rigid and of fast evacuation. It's most certainly possible, and I speak from personal experience.

[hector13]

I mean, if she was indeed asking for the bathroom key, there would be a need for it. It's not unreasonable for her to very much need to evacuate her bowels.

[pisskop]

Part of it is that the workers are damned if they do and don't.


I dont have much experience with working at a place where I have forbade public restrooms (but advertised we had them), but I did work for dhmas as a 16yr old.  Department of Mental Health and Addiction Services is a nasty, nasty place.  The inpatients are, as might be imagined, strung out and/or fried.  Used condoms and cans of donated peas used to be chucked out the windows.

But imagine refusing a person the restroom and them making a stink about it. ^{_{in their pants}}

[bloop_bleep]

That's a shit moral, peoiple.

Such a lost opportunity to say "poople." I am disappointed in you, scriver.

[Il Palazzo]

That's a shit moral, peoiple.

Such a lost opportunity to say "poople." I am disappointed in you, scriver.

But are you disapoointed?

[wierd]

That's a shit moral, peoiple.

Such a lost opportunity to say "poople." I am disappointed in you, scriver.

But are you disapoointed?

No no no.  This whole conversation has gone to shit. 

[Jopax]

Last poo pages are Shitpoost/7 excellence, should definitely be archived.

[ChairmanPoo]

That's a shit moral, peoiple.

Such a lost opportunity to say "poople." I am disappointed in you, scriver.

But are you disapoointed?

[Max™]

Well shit, I hoped it would be half as entertaining to ya'll as it was for me, and holy crap it was!

New wtf topic: why doesn't english have a direct "ustedes" equivalent? I know texan has "ya'll" as I speak it fluently, but what are the rest of you uh... all, supposed to do?

[Hanslanda]

We fudge it and talk around it without ever acknowledging it's an issue.

[Trekkin]

Well shit, I hoped it would be half as entertaining to ya'll as it was for me, and holy crap it was!

New wtf topic: why doesn't english have a direct "ustedes" equivalent? I know texan has "ya'll" as I speak it fluently, but what are the rest of you uh... all, supposed to do?

Formally, "you" is both singular and plural, and "all of you" or related constructions generally work to avoid ambiguity.

As to why this is so, it's related to the abandonment of the familiar "thou" and so the use of the plural "ye" for everything.

[TamerVirus]

The proper English substitute for ‘ustedes’ is ‘my peeps’

[Dunamisdeos]

The proper Jersey pronunciation is "yous" or "yous all"