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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134190 on: May 28, 2018, 11:22:20 pm »

Horse drawn buggies are clearly much safer.  In PA from a quick completely non comprehensive google search I see only 23 were killed in horse drawn buggy accidents.  While an equally non comprehensive search lists over 1 million in cars.  Both searches were equally quick and half assed, thus making it reliable science.

The answer is clear.  We need to switch to horse drawn automobiles.  The Amish population explosion will only assist us with training the horses to obey traffic lights and travel at highway speeds.  Google's self driving car is clearly a dead end, we need horse drawn cars.
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« Reply #134191 on: May 28, 2018, 11:50:29 pm »

Google's self driving car is clearly a dead end, we need horse drawn cars.

Or split the difference and make self-driving horses equipped with Google Glass for easier use of GPS/Uber connectivity.
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« Reply #134192 on: May 29, 2018, 01:57:30 am »

Considering that horses are already capable of voluntary movement, have sensory organs, and what not--- self-driving buggies are already a thing. Often, the human driver has to over-ride the self-driving software to arrive at destinations that are uncommon, as the vehicle's drive-train will automatically attempt to drive to the most frequently visited locales.

(surprised at the number of people who dont understand that driving/riding horses is not so much the human in charge, as the human giving guidance to the animal.)
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« Reply #134193 on: May 29, 2018, 02:15:08 am »

Being food is worse than eating it.
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« Reply #134194 on: May 29, 2018, 02:20:38 am »

(surprised at the number of people who dont understand that driving/riding horses is not so much the human in charge, as the human giving guidance to the animal.)

The same could be said about cars at 120 km/h though.
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« Reply #134195 on: May 29, 2018, 05:25:05 am »

Star Citizen is now selling a 27000 (that is, twenty seven thousand) dollar ship pack. It is still a loose concept more than anything approaching a game and it's 4 years late.

Why the fuck are people still throwing money at this?
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« Reply #134196 on: May 29, 2018, 06:11:09 am »

27 000? Dollar? Ship pack? Who would? What?
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« Reply #134197 on: May 29, 2018, 07:38:00 am »

Don't forget, it's only available to people who have already spent at least 1000 dollars on the game
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« Reply #134198 on: May 29, 2018, 07:39:39 am »

PT Barnum proven right once more...
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« Reply #134199 on: May 29, 2018, 07:46:45 am »

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« Reply #134200 on: May 29, 2018, 07:49:31 am »

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« Reply #134201 on: May 29, 2018, 08:04:14 am »

Jesus christ, isekai mangas. Why would you do this.
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« Reply #134202 on: May 29, 2018, 08:08:10 am »

not manga, light novel. suprisingly, most of the absolute worst comes from japanese light novels not the manga scene.

e.g. Sword Art Online and most of the SAO derivative genre are light novels. And the whole "my little sister is XYZ" craze is from light novels. e.g. you get more pap because writing a novel doesn't require years learning how to draw, and many of these "novel" writers literally start by writing "web novels" and fanfic.

isekai isn't actually relatively common as a plot in manga, and when it is, it's usually because the light novel was popular first, so they franchised it off to some manga artist to adapt. So, in other words young Japanese are in fact too lazy to learn how to draw manga, so they write shitty novels.
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« Reply #134203 on: May 29, 2018, 08:12:47 am »

There is surely some subliminal message there about being a coin operated device, without voluntary action... and being female... I am sure.


The kicker would be to know what kind of product she dispenses.
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« Reply #134204 on: May 29, 2018, 08:13:44 am »

The vending machine is a dude, which is obvious since isekai protagonists are almost always guys. These are novels written by male teen/young-adult authors, for primarily male teens.
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