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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134700 on: June 09, 2018, 07:38:22 pm »

Would they c
It would be like if Toady made DF for mobile, you got excited, then found out that it's only one z-level of 40x25 tiles.
Would they call it 'The Arena'?

That still looks like more gameplay than most mobile games, honestly.
They were selling emotions.  And flashy shinies.
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« Reply #134701 on: June 09, 2018, 07:41:15 pm »

That still looks like more gameplay than most mobile games, honestly.
They were selling emotions.  And flashy shinies.
Yeah, that's dickish.
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« Reply #134702 on: June 09, 2018, 08:00:51 pm »

An idiot/vanity tax of cosmetics is just easy income that doesn't harm us. Cashing in on a loved franchise's ghost is dickish ):
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134703 on: June 09, 2018, 08:03:28 pm »

An idiot/vanity tax of cosmetics is just easy income that doesn't harm us. Cashing in on a loved franchise's ghost is dickish ):

It doesn't harm us now, but it does mean they'll spend more time on that tat than actual content because there's easy money down that path.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134704 on: June 09, 2018, 08:54:44 pm »

I wish that we couldn't just assume that any given mobile game is going to be complete trash. An entire platform deserves better than that.
But this is the world we live in. Oh well.

Hey remember when they did a sequel to Dungeon Keeper 2?

oh wait
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« Reply #134705 on: June 09, 2018, 09:17:16 pm »

Keeper RL promised to be fun if not niche . . .
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« Reply #134706 on: June 09, 2018, 09:17:30 pm »

This is what you can expect from any mobile game. Utter and complete shit.
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« Reply #134707 on: June 09, 2018, 10:47:43 pm »

Apparently PuBG mobile is surprisingly good, going off what I've been told by friends who play both it and the PC version.
I also quite liked that game where you tapped the screen to jump over things. Man, that was some dang fine videogamin' right thar.   
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« Reply #134708 on: June 10, 2018, 05:04:27 am »

I wish that we couldn't just assume that any given mobile game is going to be complete trash. An entire platform deserves better than that.
But this is the world we live in. Oh well.

Hey remember when they did a sequel to Dungeon Keeper 2?

oh wait

I'd say that War for the Overworld is DK2's successor, even despite its at times dubious pacing and the stuttering/chunking framerate.

But yes, the fallen mobile child is not to be named.

Keeper RL promised to be fun if not niche . . .

But instead, it's just niche, without so much fun. Last I checked they'd completely borked the trap system, magic was worthless outside of the two healing spells (and horribly expensive to do anything with), and the new upgrade system was such utter ass that you either got lucky AND used the one singular tech progression that was in any way useful, or you simply got stuck and couldn't progress further.

And permawhipping imps is now a thing, somehow.

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« Reply #134709 on: June 10, 2018, 11:30:01 am »

I'm think I'm becoming less tolerant to first person 3d
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« Reply #134710 on: June 10, 2018, 02:09:10 pm »

My main beef is not that it's a mobile game, plenty of good ones out there (even if the vast majority is skinner box bullshit sucking cash out of people). The issue stems from the fact that you have one of the biggest RTS franchises to date, one that arguably kicked off the entire genre into popularity, that spanned several series each with their own gems like Red Alert, Tiberium and Generals. One which had a horrible hack job of a last game with C&C4 (a repurposed game for the Chinese market, with a slapped on story done purely to recoup some of the money sunk into it) and nothing since.

And now, instead of maybe trying to revive or reimagine the whole thing they go full Konami with it. I never particularly liked EA, but this move puts them safely into the greedy scum of the earth basket for me.

Also, as far as DK goes, Dungeons is pretty ok, it's not a perfect copy but you can't really have an unchanged formula for that long. The humor can be cringe-inducingly forced at times but the gameplay itself is pretty solid.
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« Reply #134711 on: June 10, 2018, 02:37:10 pm »

And now, instead of maybe trying to revive or reimagine the whole thing they go full Konami with it. I never particularly liked EA, but this move puts them safely into the greedy scum of the earth basket for me.
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As for Dungeons, I've only played Dungeons 2, where they trashed the original gameplay concepts they decided on for 1, because 1 got shitty ratings for trying to market itself as being DK2 while not being at all DK2, and decided to instead be exactly WC3 and DK2, since that's clearly what the public wanted.

It's not great.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134712 on: June 10, 2018, 08:19:21 pm »

I own both Dungeons games (1 because I believed the box, 2 because it was free), and while 1 was a steaming pile of false advertising, 2 was pretty OK. Not great, not even all that good, but OK.
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« Reply #134713 on: June 10, 2018, 11:27:41 pm »

Cat's got its head buried into my nether bittles.  Not sure how to feel about this, but it seems intent on trying to sleep on my . . . bittles.  what do?
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« Reply #134714 on: June 10, 2018, 11:31:06 pm »

1) Allow kitteh to sleep on your... (ahem) "lap"

2) Don't allow kitteh to sleep there.

This is a binary choice. These are rare. Enjoy it. Don't blow it by being indecisive.
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