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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13185226 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137295 on: August 28, 2018, 07:41:29 am »

I actually knew a gal who'd been in a physically abusive relationship, up until he hit her hard enough to put her in the hospital with permanent brain damage.

"Yeah, it takes longer to learn things now and sometimes I kinda get lost and can't remember what I was thinking about", said the always-positive lass with her beaming smile...


The bump apparently didn't change her excellent taste in men though, as the guy she was dating during that school year eventually dumped her on vacation while they were both sitting on the beach in Spain, when he just said "Yeah, I don't need you anymore" and left.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137296 on: August 28, 2018, 07:53:18 am »

A Facebook friend who I met in a meme group is asking me if I want to get into the dog chews business. ???

Exactly what is the business? The first thought is dog food, but that's a glutted market unless you're doing something unique. Then the thought hit me: market yourself as a personal pet chef that visits homes to cook fresh gourmet pet food for people's dogs, and appeal to the overwealthy yuppie crowd that want to spoil their precious bowwows with frivolous luxuries.
Well, in my experience "dog chews" generally refers to chewy treats for dogs, the kind not only provide nutrition but also entertainment and dental strength, not to dogfood in general.
But that idea would be pretty funny, and I'm sure there'd be plenty of yuppies who would jump at the chance to hire their pup a personal chef, haha.


Edit: businesses specialising in the aforementioned dog chews are certainly a thing, too. For all I know maybe it is a booming industry - still pretty niche, though, and a weird thing for a near-total stranger to contact you about.
Though it would have been highly strange no matter what their business idea was, anyway, heh.
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« Reply #137297 on: August 28, 2018, 08:07:34 am »

Artisanal craft dog chews

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« Reply #137298 on: August 28, 2018, 08:14:10 am »

That sort of road madness isn't such a thing in Ireland. You're supposed to thank other drivers for letting you past by doing a mini wave with whichever fingers can be stuck up from the steering wheel. You're also supposed to wave politely to people who let you cros the street. This happens enough for there to be waving rules, which goes to say a lot. There's a sort of... Communication between drivers that you get mentally used to.
I don't actually drive though, I take the train into town.

RELEVANT QUESTION: Are electric scooters legal to drive in cycling lanes??
There are no cycling lanes. I have never seen anyone riding a bike in a town other than Dublin City, and the bike lanes there are few and far betwen, at least to my knowledge.
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« Reply #137299 on: August 28, 2018, 08:22:16 am »

Artisanal craft dog chews

"Master Meatsmiths have been beating their meat for hundreds of years, honing their craft to infuse these dog chews with so much flavor and nutrition that your bitch will go wild. Your dog will be happy too. Get this seasonal, limited, first-time to market delicacy that you won't regret. Limited supply."

And be sure to calculate what a fair price for your dog chew is, and then quadruple it. You'll sell out guaranteed.
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« Reply #137300 on: August 28, 2018, 09:34:23 am »

"Master Meatsmiths have been beating their meat for hundreds of years, honing their craft to infuse these dog chews with so much flavor and nutrition that your bitch will go wild. Your dog will be happy too. Get this seasonal, limited, first-time to market delicacy that you won't regret. Limited supply."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137301 on: August 28, 2018, 12:30:12 pm »

"Master Meatsmiths have been beating their meat for hundreds of years, honing their craft to infuse these dog chews with so much flavor and nutrition that your bitch will go wild. Your dog will be happy too. Get this seasonal, limited, first-time to market delicacy that you won't regret. Limited supply."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137302 on: August 28, 2018, 12:38:19 pm »

That sort of road madness isn't such a thing in Ireland. You're supposed to thank other drivers for letting you past by doing a mini wave with whichever fingers can be stuck up from the steering wheel. You're also supposed to wave politely to people who let you cros the street. This happens enough for there to be waving rules, which goes to say a lot. There's a sort of... Communication between drivers that you get mentally used to.
I don't actually drive though, I take the train into town.

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I believe chairman is in Limerick? He has an open thread in life advice.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137303 on: August 28, 2018, 12:43:35 pm »

That sort of road madness isn't such a thing in Ireland. You're supposed to thank other drivers for letting you past by doing a mini wave with whichever fingers can be stuck up from the steering wheel. You're also supposed to wave politely to people who let you cros the street. This happens enough for there to be waving rules, which goes to say a lot. There's a sort of... Communication between drivers that you get mentally used to.
I don't actually drive though, I take the train into town.

RELEVANT QUESTION: Are electric scooters legal to drive in cycling lanes??
There are no cycling lanes. I have never seen anyone riding a bike in a town other than Dublin City, and the bike lanes there are few and far betwen, at least to my knowledge.
I believe chairman is in Limerick? He has an open thread in life advice.
That is correct and there is a cycling lane from my house to my workplace.  I guesstimate thst I might cut time to work from 15-20 to 5-10 mins.  Bike would work as wrll but I find sitting in bikes painful
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137304 on: August 28, 2018, 12:56:46 pm »

I have somehow lost my keys in the several hours that I've been home, I have no fucking clue where they might've been placed, worse yet I need them first thing in the morning ffs.
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« Reply #137305 on: August 28, 2018, 01:29:56 pm »

In my house, that means the toddler has them.
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« Reply #137306 on: August 28, 2018, 02:37:31 pm »

Search the dog too. And that one cat thats always hiding things under the couch.

Damn cats always have toy hoards.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137307 on: August 28, 2018, 02:43:12 pm »

My toddler made off with half a full set of Stargate SG-1 DvD's.

In other news, my auto-correct just tried to correct toddler to potholder.
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« Reply #137308 on: August 28, 2018, 02:51:11 pm »

Basically the same thing.
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« Reply #137309 on: August 28, 2018, 02:57:05 pm »

We have special bike lanes here in Norway as well.

Everyone still cycles on the fucking sidewalk though, and helpfully pling their bells at you when you don't get out of their way quickly enough. Because heavens forbid they have to detour into the fucking bike lane to get around you...
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